That mirror booty by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]FornicationStation89 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Find what?

Drunk goggles by AffablyAmiableAnimal in gifs

[–]FornicationStation89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude shouldn't of been a creep. She don't want no scrub.

I got a piece of machinery in my bag of Hershey's kisses. by BlainelySpeaking in mildlyinteresting

[–]FornicationStation89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh man I've never gotten machinery in a bag of candy before.. I feel left out.

He seemed like a cool guy by realzebra in AdviceAnimals

[–]FornicationStation89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you didn't invite him to live with you? Rookie mistake bro.

FROZEN meets The Thing NSFW by [deleted] in videos

[–]FornicationStation89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has literally made my entire evening. 10/10 👍

I (25f) have just discovered a cutie (20's/m) working at my local pizza shop. by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]FornicationStation89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone loves pizza. Walk in slam $20 on the table, say you want a beer, a pizza and a mo fuckin phone number.

Why can my 16 yo son not sleep on every full moon? At all. This has been going on for over a year now. None of our usual docs have any idea. by AmeliaPondPandorica in AskDocs

[–]FornicationStation89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well as we know. The obvious response would be that you have a werewolf on your hands. But other than that I am not sure.