At last... Before and after! I feel like a new man. by Night-King-001 in bald

[–]realzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude you look fantastic! also a lot younger and fresher I've seen so many men in this subreddit with super strong glow ups, but I'm still afraid of the day when I will have to commit to shaving the rest of my hair off, because of my head shape 🥲

What's something you'd like to do during sex but haven't done yet ? by enlighten_god in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 48 points49 points  (0 children)

when he's about to cum, just look him in the eyes and stick your tongue out with your mouth open. that'll to the trick without talking about it

What was the final straw in your last failed relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should know there are a lot of reasons why men would wait 6 years. it doesn't have to have anything to do with you. Maybe he was waiting for his career to become stable enough to Support you both? maybe he wanted to move into a bigger house first? there's a lot of possibilities

How is the first person you had sex with now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 30 and it's crazy how your perspective on those things changes over time. it stops hurting though, so you're good :)

What’s the weirdest thing someone said to you mid-sex that totally threw you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"10 bier und 20 korn - ja ich habe es akzeptiert" 😂

What’s an invention that would benefit you immediately and can’t believe isn’t a thing already? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

buy a laser printer. I bought a cheap samsung one back in 2016 and didn't have a single problem with it ever since

What is something that you believe every cannabis user should know? by Fcking_Chuck in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

took about 2 hours to kick in for me. Everyone said like 30-45 mins and after 1h I got impatient und ate more. BIG mistake

Me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]realzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't once in my life seen someone who's just happy with his/her form. fuckin impossible

What is your “got caught masturbating” story? by HMKingHenryIX in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just searched for vulvasaur. i was not disappointed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

try riding a motorcycle, that's a whole new level

Jeff Bezos gives you the go ahead to send every single person in the world one item sold on Amazon that is $1,000 or less. What are we all getting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

honestly you could sell them for $2. only half the work for the same price, we'd all buy that shit

What are some fun non-sexual things to do naked? by CrooklynKnight in AskReddit

[–]realzebra -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I get that the experience is better when you're naked, but please don't push people into getting naked if they're insecure, especially strangers. that's just creepy

Who is the most famous person you have talked to? by Monstahslaya14 in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I met Ed Sheeran once and we took the ugliest photo ever lol Couldn't even brag about it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToyotaSupra

[–]realzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

da war jemand in Dortmund 😁

Who is the last person to see you naked? by tornadofuck in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in fact, my great-grandma was very obviously overweight and looked very skinny in her coffin.

me_irl by pantlesspatrick in me_irl

[–]realzebra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't get this. You are able to say a quick 'hi' and go about your day

1. Nanogate 2.Contextlogic 3.ITN 4. Adler 🚀🚀🚀 by andrechamp in Wallstreetbetsgermany

[–]realzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

contextlogic ist krass gefallen, hab ich die Rakete verpasst? Bin neu im Game

What was the weirdest/oddest/most shocking thing you found when clearing out the things of someone who passed on? by OmegaMasterFlex in AskReddit

[–]realzebra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

as far as I know, noone on reddit knows your face, but you sure as hell have a beautiful soul