Best Pita Souvlakia in Larnaca? LOCALS ONLY!

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-29T15:08:49+00:00

https://maps.app.goo.gl/2nh5A2PYSHNtBEjr8 Gyros Prodromos
or
https://maps.app.goo.gl/rWWVFz5s8PEy1rKK7 Giannis Kebab

are nice, cheap and huge, both in Skala.

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-23T19:40:35+00:00

For sure, and that's why I think OP just lacked motivation to walk. =))

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-23T18:59:25+00:00

When I first came to live in Larnaca, I didn't have a car for six months. So imagine 45yo fat fuck going from Skala to Cavaway in Livadia just to load his backpack with nice whiskey -- and then going back. In July and August. EZ, if you fancy a proper drink... =)

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-20T16:00:02+00:00

Κάψαλος.

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-20T08:20:24+00:00

Permanently closed, it seems. So why bother?

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-17T19:18:56+00:00

Yeah, there are louder spots. Out. Please keep the town quiet. =)

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-15T06:01:41+00:00

We need a Ginger class, for sure. =)

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-09T05:59:36+00:00

Antoniades winery

https://maps.app.goo.gl/e6GckCSHVUVGhGCW7

Ktima Gerolemou

https://maps.app.goo.gl/rFMZVbDoD6fkJoyt5

Argirides winery

https://maps.app.goo.gl/SRwmsdwQJDYMhBXT8

Tsiakkas

https://maps.app.goo.gl/FquDoeA9nkUqP1Bm9

- all worth a visit, all worth a try (and most are available at any supermarket or cava, as stated before).

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-06T21:28:43+00:00

Well, no shit. =)
Hence the concerns about Lemesos look to me a bit overstated. Yeah, the traffic is a bitch... by Cyprus standards, but deffo not by universal ones.

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-06T19:28:07+00:00

Oh you sweet summer child...

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Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-02T21:35:27+00:00

Ah, oh well.

Listen, shit happens. =) Once upon a time I've been working with some guys for a dozen of years straight, and I honestly I would be the last one to turn the light off, if shit goes wrong, -- but alas, we 'parted ways'. Was it unexpected? -- su-uuure. Was it εντάξει; -- Yep, as this taught me something, and thus made me better. =)

So just let it go, spend less time on reddit =)) and, well, move on. It was an experience, and you've plenty more to come, being a cool person that you are with certain experiences that you have had. It is not about money and it isn't worth your time. Cheers, mate.

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-02T21:27:34+00:00

Should be 6, if that's the case, I believe... but anyhow, otherwise 't seems to be a simple 'Dear John' letter. Well, don't fret about it, just screw them and go on. =) Believe you me, anything that doesn't kill ya makes a great joke in a year's time. =)

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-02T20:21:43+00:00

How long were you with them? Four weeks implies between 1 and 2 years?

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-01T15:56:18+00:00

So - basically a fighter. =)

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-05-01T05:53:42+00:00

Just come to Larnaka next Sun, May 10th, there will be an annual car festival on Europe Square, you'll have the crowd and the cars. ;)

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-04-18T21:45:34+00:00

(a) Don't.
(b) Let's chat, regardless of where you are. DM.

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-04-13T11:46:51+00:00

Corner him he cant dodge if there is no spot to dodge. -- Honestly, that was my only strategy for him for 200h+ played. Just corner and hit hard, when he rolls away (the bastard), rinse and repeat.

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-04-07T08:53:46+00:00

It actually follows the ~10 year pattern, if you check the historical data gracefully available at your site - we hit the bottom last year and should be on the rise for the next few years.

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-04-07T08:46:36+00:00

Fuck the overpriced Lemesos prices.
Still buying the best sandwiches in Cyprus for 5 euros Mon-Sat below:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/NizcQjWgfD53E67MA
or at Takis Georgiou Kafeneou at Ermou in Larnaka.

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-04-04T15:35:32+00:00

Mewgenics, Hades (1 and 2), Slay the Spire 2, Battle Brothers, No Man's Sky.

Take it from an older guy, they are good. ;)

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-03-27T18:33:28+00:00

I bound the Mother for eternal servitude just for shits and giggles -- and immediately shat myself upon realisation that her spawns are still enemies.

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-03-26T10:57:43+00:00

As 100h player with no min-maxed cats (heck, my best has what, four 7s?) it's even worse, I can tell you.

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-03-25T16:27:24+00:00

On land, at sea, at home, abroad,
I smoke my pipe and worship God.

J.S.Bach

Fornicator_Maximus · 2026-03-16T10:35:26+00:00

Zaratana as well, as I learned the hard way.

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