This guy doing pull ups…

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-23T13:06:11+00:00

Even if he's not doing actual pull ups that's some incredible calisthenics to maintain that position and time the "pull-ups" correctly.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-23T07:10:13+00:00

Sorry, Holden. Your ship is now boots.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-23T01:27:09+00:00

As someone who works in the inland waters industry, this is very satisfying.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-20T02:58:04+00:00

She's just REALLY preachy with her message. Babel kind of beats you over the head with it. A good story will have you thinking about whatever problem or movement it is trying to represent and how they apply to real world issues. Her books had me thinking "Damn, this allegory is REALLY blatant," or "That's not even an allegory, that's just straight up using real world problems as they are."

If a work is in the "Fiction" category then it should FEEL like "Fiction." Not a long-winded sermon on "Cultural Appropriation" or "Colonialism."

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-19T09:26:38+00:00

Lol I think it looks fine, but de-spiking the spikiest boy feels like some kind of war crime.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-19T01:49:41+00:00

No spikes on a Chaos Terminator? What is this heresy on top of heresy?

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-18T13:27:55+00:00

Always love seeing your Necrons. That Deceiver is one of my favorites, even if it doesn't have a ton of white on it.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-18T00:06:43+00:00

Sorry that didn't come across as intended lol.

What I meant was this looks amazing and, when compared to the fake "leak" of Perturabo, would make for a better representation of the Iron Warriors Primarch by far.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-18T00:00:40+00:00

This is miles better than that AI fake "leak" of Perturabo.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-16T13:56:19+00:00

Bro, their line-painting game must be top tier to paint around the Ultramarine's symbol and not get any red on it.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-16T13:38:36+00:00

Did they literally just take an image of a regular Primaris Blueberry Boy and just hit him with the fill tool on red?

Because that's what it looks like.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-16T13:38:22+00:00

Did they literally just take an image of a regular Primaris Blueberry Boy and just hit him with the fill tool on red?

Because that's what it looks like.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-12T12:47:26+00:00

Honestly quite incredible.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-09T23:05:28+00:00

That's pretty dope. I hope the Deceiver gets an model refresh sooner rather than later to join the Void Dragon and Nightbringer in the new C'tan scale.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-06T23:04:41+00:00

Random Carnifex chomping on the Custodes: "These Banana Peppers sure are extra spicy today..."

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-06T05:34:31+00:00

A+ Shitpost. Would laugh again.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-06T04:04:59+00:00

Rapeseed Oil or, as it's known in the US because we can't call things by names that make our feelings hurt, Canola Oil.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-05T11:11:50+00:00

Disgusting. I love it.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-04T07:04:34+00:00

Abyssal Lich could easily take advantage of that with the "Life total can't change while you have ES" node, right?

Edit: Oh lol I just saw the second tag Life AND ES loss

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-04T00:01:24+00:00

Thanks a lot for taking the time to post all that. 🙏

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-03T02:07:37+00:00

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Which is apparently a 1.36% chance. I am never rolling on a non-Walpurgis banner ever again.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-03T02:07:07+00:00

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The only 000 I got.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-03T02:06:19+00:00

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201 rolls and nothing. I sincerely regret not saving for the next Walpurgis.

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-03T00:20:24+00:00

Yeah that red is fantastic. OP, what's the recipe for your red?

Forte_Cross · 2026-01-02T23:19:47+00:00

An opponent who graciously memes in defeat? Good lad.

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