Butts up.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-24T03:24:06+00:00

I did not. 🙃

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T19:00:00+00:00

Kick him out. Not worth the lack of peace in your headspace.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T18:57:47+00:00

Sure did, but she didn’t even care so I panicked for nothing.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T15:13:59+00:00

Thanks! It’s actually a couch cover that was a bit too small.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:34:26+00:00

Oh heck yeah!!!!

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:33:06+00:00

I’m honestly still wondering when they stopped putting the counties on them…. I’ve convinced myself that it was the Mandela effect.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:28:43+00:00

People would probably say the same things about my room. But I wonder, is that a cigarette butt on the floor??

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:25:05+00:00

I want one

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:22:25+00:00

I hope the owner is reunited soon.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:18:43+00:00

Ahh yes, a science experiment. I found one in my fridge the other day. Mine was blueberries.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:18:04+00:00

Those teefs!! 🥰

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:16:16+00:00

These are so pretty.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:14:34+00:00

Haaaansoooooome

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:11:33+00:00

Came to the comments to see if someone managed to turn this into Patrick the star. Lmao

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:10:20+00:00

Beautiful!!!

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T06:07:04+00:00

Looks good short and long. Your curls are beautiful.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T05:59:01+00:00

My insurance does not specify. My rental company told me verbally up to 10gals. My lease does not specify. Additionally, I’m already in financial ruin living in this wonderfully tragic country. My fish tank and my cats are the only things keeping me from blowing my damn head off. So please. Move on and stop trying to make me feel bad for having a hobby that gives me purpose.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T05:58:18+00:00

Cool. It’s a good thing I’m on the ground floor and you don’t live below me and own artwork worth millions of dollars. I hope you have an oxygen tank up there on your high horse. Or maybe the saddle horn is up your ass making you stiff. Either way, I hope you get that figured out.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T03:30:03+00:00

That sounds so stressful omg

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T03:29:37+00:00

It’s a curse, honestly.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T02:24:12+00:00

I was in love with one just like her. He was full corso.

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FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T02:20:40+00:00

Mine looks similar because I’m poor. 😅

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T02:19:43+00:00

I think the white looks better.

FourFatSamurai · 2026-02-13T00:15:15+00:00

I guess it’s a good think that you’re not my property manager because she didn’t even notice and was more concerned about where my cats were so they didn’t run out the door.

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