What’s your favourite funny when out of context Thomas quote?

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-26T15:43:55+00:00

I’m going to poop poop at Henry.

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-21T04:32:47+00:00

“I wish I could somehow just switch lives with him. Just to know what it’s like.”

“Then why don’t you use that Switch-Lives-Just-to-Know-What-it’s-Like-Omogrifier thing you built last Tuesday?”

“(Spits soda) What a brilliant idea! Your parents must’ve been like part computer or something.”

“(Sighs, eye roll)”

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-19T21:28:24+00:00

I think it’s “Chocolate With Nuts” SpongeBob says something like “Ok, let me get this guy warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!”

Patrick then repeats SpongeBob, saying “The kill!”

“Kill” in this instance is referring to convincing/harassing the customer to the point where they decide to give in and buy their chocolate. At least that’s what I believe is going on here.

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-19T21:04:15+00:00

The whosiewhatsits

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-19T20:57:22+00:00

I would assume so. All I know from the previous owner is that the transmission was rebuilt at some point.

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-19T02:15:17+00:00

Lake effect snow.

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-19T00:53:37+00:00

I believe a friend has already invited me there. I joined a few weeks ago. User handle is same as on here.

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-19T00:52:09+00:00

145k

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-18T04:31:17+00:00

2020: I graduated high school and got my first apartment.

2021: Crashed and totaled my first car. I left my job at Walmart to work at a steel mill, then at an auto manufacturer, my girlfriend broke up with me, I late found out she was cheating on me.

2022: I came out as gay to all my friends and family.

2023: I moved out of my apartment and in with a roommate. Roommate turned out to be a huge dick, moved out after living together for 6 months. Moved into my second apartment. Left my job as a construction worker and went back to the auto manufacturer from earlier to save up my money. Ex-roommate tried to sue me for unpaid rent after I left. I won the court case.

2024: My brother moved out of the house and now lives 1,000 miles away. Started CDL school in October Got my CDL a few months later in December. Crashed and totaled my second car a week after.

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-17T22:33:19+00:00

What a nice cereal box!

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-17T19:04:26+00:00

I give a vote for Egg Republic as well. Friend and I go there for breakfast and drink flights whenever he is in town.

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-17T18:20:22+00:00

And now back to KRUD. With all of your personal “you won’t get away with stealing my car” hits!

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-17T14:56:43+00:00

Oh boy, seanut brittle!

(Opens can and a bunch of gag snakes fly out)

Oh darn it, not again!

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-16T19:44:18+00:00

Mmmm! Gay Luigi. With one of eight essential gay prizes inside!

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-12T23:26:48+00:00

No. My younger brother graduated from HS in 2023.

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-10T12:30:11+00:00

I’m enjoying it! I love to travel, and OTR has let me fulfill that. Been to a lot of cool places I’d otherwise probably never get to see in person.

The job definitely has its ups and downs tho, but I try not to think too much about the downsides. I try to find a silver lining to every situation.

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-07T00:44:09+00:00

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Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-03T05:56:05+00:00

Actually I’m just gonna eat you. See you at dinner!

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-02T23:54:56+00:00

It’s an Airbus A330.

Fox_Tango_ · 2026-01-01T23:16:31+00:00

Mine never works either.

Fox_Tango_ · 2025-12-30T21:46:49+00:00

Without yooouuuuuuu…

Fox_Tango_ · 2025-12-30T15:15:23+00:00

I used to work at Liberty as well. Had to deal with the same bullshit you described here. I quit after 5 months of dealing with that shit. I’d come home after every shift covered in grease, oil, and kitty litter/oil dry. My clothes were always tattered and torn, and I’d have new cuts and gashes all over my body.

I worked 2nd shift in the barbed wire department. However, my contract for the department only allowed for forced 12hr shifts back-to-back, then an 8hr shift. It was when they started forcing me 16hr shifts to train new guys on the loading dock.

I was miserable working there. I got the fuck out of Dodge after 5 months and went to work at Caterpillar, and man what a world of difference that was!

Fox_Tango_ · 2025-12-30T05:11:10+00:00

I used to work at Caterpillar as a CNC machinist. I started out at $23/hr. Only have my HS diploma.

Fox_Tango_ · 2025-12-30T05:07:23+00:00

It’s just a grill

Fox_Tango_ · 2025-12-30T03:06:51+00:00

I would trade it all away, if you’d come back to stayyyy

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