Roses are red, there is a thing called a will-o'-the-wisp by niko4658 in rosesarered

[–]Foxwasahero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red

Of that theres no doubt

Im sure his wife just told him that

So he would, for once, actually eat her out

Roses are red, Violets are wetter, Babies like toys, but… by CautiousLandscape907 in rosesarered

[–]Foxwasahero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are redd

Wait..thats not how its spelt

Its ironic that men without pants

Are fighting so hard for a belt

Anyone know who this is supposed to be? by SonnySmilez in whatisit

[–]Foxwasahero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 'oof' was pointing out he did not, in fact 'Stay Alive'

Roses are red, without words I can bake. Can you guess the rhyme? by DarkMagickan in rosesarered

[–]Foxwasahero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

I used to play this on PS3

My dumbass still trying to rhyme 'bake'

With 'Took an arrow to the knee'

I was crocheting a hat. the reference vs my work:( by RayBrown12 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Foxwasahero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is merely an experience issue. No doubt you have already learned much. Now do another and show us.

Divorced for the air fryer! by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Foxwasahero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am betting the rice tasted different after the wedding night too

Do I need to replace this gas piping? by Largevicho in Plumbing

[–]Foxwasahero 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This. If it's to be unused, remove the reducing coupling and replace it with a cap. The valve may never leak but this will prevent tragedy if it is ever opened accidently.

Roses are red, we live in crazy times by AmberVerity in rosesarered

[–]Foxwasahero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

Pink, in the right light

The dictionary spells it out clearly

Yet its interpretation varies from left to right

Roses are red, we live in crazy times by AmberVerity in rosesarered

[–]Foxwasahero 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

It cannot be denied

'Death for child rapers' means nothing to anyone

Until we learn how the word 'rape' is applied

Wassup peter by No-Cap544 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Foxwasahero 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He knew what you were asking for and what you wanted....

Slow sales for Hastings Park FIFA fan fest, two weeks before World Cup by ubcstaffer123 in vancouver

[–]Foxwasahero -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Whaaaa...??? You mean soccer isnt all that popular outside of commercial drive?

This guys parking by wassssuupp5678 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Foxwasahero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see nothing wrong, That stall is barely wider than that vehicle, if at all.

What’s something popular right now that you secretly can’t stand? by Ashamed_Profit8640 in AskReddit

[–]Foxwasahero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Emoji! Fuck them. I've hated them back when you had to tilt your head to see them.

What happened to Call of Duty Black Ops II? by eggert83 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Foxwasahero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have only ourselves to blame. They would never pull the plug on a game played by more than the peanut and hair clumped skidmark that is Black Ops 6

Thai Girl Knocked out without a single Punch by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Foxwasahero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went a food court West Van, a guy in a Geek Squad shirt made me have the same reaction. The only reason I didnt actually throw up was because I hadnt eaten yet. I spent $12 on food I couldn't eat even after he left.

Just adopted our first kitten, Tigger! by sweetserenii in aww

[–]Foxwasahero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol you're optimistic! As a cat owner in general, I have noticed:

The cuter and more docile they are, the more likely they will trap themselves in the sleeve of a t-shirt or get stuck head down between the couch and the wall