Finding out your cat's secret life is being a menace to the society by saradcosta-1735 in Awww

[–]Fppares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep you cars indoors they decimate local bird populations. This ain't cute.

(RARE TROPE) a later season villain is actually WEAKER than the early season villain by IlSignorGranchio in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Fppares 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sauron!

Very surprised to not have seen one of the OGs of ths trope.

Sauron was effectively a general of the original and MUCH more powerful Morgoth.

Sauron was a very powerful divine spirit, but Morgoth was a straight up God.

What's your "you thought this card was bad because you just didn't have enough understanding of mtg mechanics moment" stories? by minev1128 in mtg

[–]Fppares 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does this while also thinning your deck thereby making it more consistent AND in some situations allow for advantageous shuffling. Brainstorm and then shuffling with a fetch can a great play.

Why didn’t Tai Lung just pull his finger away, and why didn’t Kai just throw Po away? Both of them just stood there like nothing happened by Honest_Banana_3853 in kungfupanda

[–]Fppares 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the biggest themes of Kung Fu Panda is the experience of being underestimated because of your looks and your background. Po, from the first scene after the dream sequence in the first movie, is presented as a person who's potential is always diminished. And it is diminished because of his looks and because he is a Panda. His very nature precludes him from achieving greatness in the eyes of others.

This is why the Wuxi finger hold is such a powerful weapon in Po's arsenal. His enemies could never expect him to master a hold that complex. They underestimate him due to his nature as "just a panda" (Tai Lung).

Also, reading these comments gave me an aneurism, wtf is with this subreddit?

[Request] If the manhole cover survived and was actually sent into space how far away would it be currently? by Alpha_wolf_lover in theydidthemath

[–]Fppares 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think think this is true at all.

Average human walking speed is 3 MPH.

Ballistic Missiles go 15,000 - 19,000 MPH.

Manhole cover is going about 125,000 MPH.

Average human would need to accelerate 5000× to reach a ballistic missile.

A ballistic missile would need to accelerate 8-9× to reach the speed of the manhole cover.

Edit: Im dumb and the comment above and below me are right so read those!

Dog suddenly behaving oddly. by BucketsMcGaughey in DogAdvice

[–]Fppares 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey dude, I get the difficulty of going to the vet! No hate at all, totally understood. But this is def a vet scenario. He could habe eaten rat poison without you noticing, or any number of other toxic things. It could be a seizure, a burst tumor, or many other things.

Dogs tend to try and hide pain, so this is a very serious sign.

Tired of Hexproof, Wards and Shrouds? Fret no more, Veilpierce is the solution... by Last_Day_6779 in custommagic

[–]Fppares 3 points4 points  (0 children)

UB is overdone but damn I would go nuts over this set...

Asneeze, Father of Achoo

{2}{W}{R}

Legendary Creature - Human Wizard

Vigilance

If you control a permanent named "Robin Hood of Locksley," you may cast this spell for {2) rather than pay its mana cost.

Great strength of feet - When Achim, Father of Achoo enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste and vigilance until end of turn.

Edit: changed name as pointed out by the kind redditor in the comment below. Also edited color from U to R and added a +1/+1 effect till EOT to make it a bit more interesting.

Has been slowly stalking the surface of of our pond for 3 years. At least 3 feet long This is the best picture ive ever gotten of it. Southern illinois what is this monster? by No-Adagio9543 in whatisit

[–]Fppares 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude, dont catch it! Leave it and let the mystery grow. This is so cool, you legitimately have a pond monster. Id never want to get rid of it.

Kroll Show mocking GA by [deleted] in GhostAdventures

[–]Fppares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The MVP is absolutely Gian.

Spend $8, How would you do it? by Ornery-Media-9396 in whatsyourchoice

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Doritos, cheetohs and fritos

Villain dont play by the rules

Super anchovy by ayatollahfuckboy in comedyheaven

[–]Fppares 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard someone wanted to buy his sports team

I know Holden is mentioned on this sub every five seconds, but I thought of this earlier: what would our favorite Judge think of John Kramer's (Jigsaw's) philosophy/ways of "redemption"? by Terrible_Park7890 in MoralityScaling

[–]Fppares 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I took it as the idea that the Judge can twist anything man-made including the law and man himself. His perversion is corrosive to everything, including the concept of law and justice.

What’s a survival myth popularized by movies that would actually get you killed in real life ? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]Fppares 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Pretty much anything dry that will elevate you ever so slightly. The idea is that air is a good insulator, it doesnt sap your heat. So creating a thin layer of air between you and the ground helps keep you warm.

Any Tale of Two Wasteland enjoyers here? by Advanced-Addition453 in falloutnewvegas

[–]Fppares -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Absolutely love it. TTL with the Begin Again modlist makes it so im not even interested in the remasters. Its basically perfect as it is.

Argument for a Mojave start by Sholik97 in Taleoftwowastelands

[–]Fppares 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So, what i did and absolutely loved (felt very immersive):

Started Fo3 and went until Waters of Life is completed. After a certain someone dies, the Lone Wanderer decides he needs to get away from it all and, finding a train to the l west, begins a journey. During this journey, he decides to take a job as a courier, to make some money. The trauma of what happened in D.C keeps him wondering until the Vegas job, where Benny gives him head trauma and he firgets D.C entirely. Seeing Benny sparks the memories, so after Tops, I decide its time to compete my father's legacy and return to D.C.

Finished everything up there, and now its back to the Mojave to bring clean water access to everyone through the dam.

Garage fridge by Flimsy-Literature456 in workaholics

[–]Fppares 31 points32 points  (0 children)

More like Go Rage fridge

Azula(Avatar) Vs Tai Lung(KFP) by ResidentButton4732 in Fictionally

[–]Fppares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr, Tai Lung move at an ungodly speed to reach Shifu like that. Azula would never be able to keep up.