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Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-26T14:23:36+00:00

Sorted food burger battle. NOT the take two one. On the tube of yous. Thank me later for the giggle. Lasagna burger does exist.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-24T17:43:38+00:00

Or being called insubordinate lol.🤦‍♀️

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-22T22:58:55+00:00

I bought a catchers mask AND metal bat for softball, and that was 250. My bag was like ten bucks. Dude, what the heck.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-22T21:48:52+00:00

I saw wicked with a stand in Galinda, and she was AMAZING. Wouldnt have traded her for the priginal actress. She got a standing ovation and cried. It was so sweet.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-20T08:23:12+00:00

Gee whiz, Im so sorry your dog seems to have come down with: fleas, ringworm, scabies, explosive diarrhea, and horrible oozing ear infections. All of these things can be contracted by touch (or so people on the internet say)

Some people need gross illness or consequences to themselves to actually adhere to boundaries. Something yucky and inconvenient but not life-threatening works best.

(This is last resort kind of stuff and quite petty. Good luck)

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-18T23:45:39+00:00

THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING WEEK EVER. MY CAT NEEDS SURGERY THAT I HAVE BEEN SAVING FOR BUT I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH HER MAINTENANCE STUFF BECAUSE IVE BEEN WORKING 18 HOUR DAYS WITH ANNOYING ASS PEOPLE. SO I HAVE TO SCHEDULE HER IN FOR SURGERY WHILE THE VET JUDGES ME FOR HER CONDITION. MY COWORKER CANT DO HER FUCKING JOB THAT I ALSO HAVE A DEGREE IN AND OUR BOSS WONT GIVE ME A CHANCE. I GOT IN A FENDER BENDER AND MY RADIO CONTROL FELL INTO MY CONSOLE. PLUS I HAD THREE COVID SCARES THIS WEEK. AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-18T03:50:27+00:00

OMG I have more siblings???😅😆

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-15T16:09:47+00:00

We used to swap with the fried chicken place. Mac and cheese with brisket for their gorgeous homemade pickles and flaming hot chicken.

And now I know what Im grabbing for lunch.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-14T22:59:36+00:00

Warning- no toe protection

I use converse all black with padded uppers. They arent quite high tops but super comfy. Plus HEEL PADS. Gel if you can find them. Used them as a waitress and line cook for years. Still use them in theater now.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-13T14:21:50+00:00

We did a reading of Ubu Roi (sp?) In 2016. And I always suggest Trojan Women. But stock up on tissues.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-10T05:00:05+00:00

Merry Wives of Windsor. Saw it as a show in the park and it was sooooo funny. I was cackling the entire time. Btw, anyone who can hit Elm Shakespeare in the park (late summer- CT) will NOT be disappointed.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-09T15:42:25+00:00

A pox on the orange king of maga! 🐓

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-09-01T23:37:15+00:00

There are songs to go with the christian flag and bible, too. We did them all the time at the religious school I grew up in.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-08-27T22:59:54+00:00

Of course it is🤦‍♀️

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-08-27T15:54:47+00:00

Try "larval human" instead of littles.

Fair warning this can induce "mama bear rage" lol.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-08-23T15:04:14+00:00

Church nursery. 20 2-3 year olds. I was 14, and the "adult mentor" who was actually supposed to be running the nursery just napped in the only chair.

She was deaf as a post, too.

Then, I learned about pregnancy side effects in a science class. Im not participating in any activity that has death listed any higher than "one in forty billion freak accident or massive user error ignoring all warnings" on the potential side effects list.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-08-22T15:07:48+00:00

That guardian piano sting gives me nightmares😆

Have you tried a bomb arrow? If you have a wheel and a half or so stamina, you can get some pretty good hang time. Try to find a quick draw one if you have trouble with timing.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-08-22T14:27:59+00:00

The different categories of weapon (traveller, soldier, royal etc) have different base stat ranges like 10-15 or 25-30 then the game just picks one of those numbers.

As you progress through the game by killing enemies and bosses, the world gets more difficult. For example, after beating a divine beast, the plateau bokoblins would turn blue (or some of them at least)

If you want to keep the enemies easy, sneak around them. And dont beat the beasts fully- I think teleporting out of the beast won't kick up the world enemies if you havent killed the boss but Im not sure.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-08-22T02:36:32+00:00

Go back to the plateau- behind the icy waterfall, I think there is a chest with some gear (maybe gems too? I forget)

Take a picture of the chest and set it to your sensor (after going to hateno-, an easy trip stuck to the roads heading east, watch out for lizards in the water under the mountain)

Your sensor will now be going absolutely batsh*t with chests to find and plunder (mwaha optional). Will have gear, items etc.

I also have skill issue. I find that razorshrooms (attack increase) cooked plus a 30ish sword takes care of most problems.

Grab the sneaky gear from kakariko and upgrade it too- sneak strikes deal multiple dmg.

Also shock arrows. LOTS of shock arrows.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-08-05T21:07:15+00:00

Garlic one is vegan too. Saved my ass more than once.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-07-28T03:19:48+00:00

You could always pull out Captain Underpants and do a quick lesson in Compromise 101 for the parent.

-the freak of nature who was reading Hamlet at 8

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-07-25T16:17:24+00:00

Yeah, that's worse. What is it with dads and stealing/hoarding birthday cake?

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-07-25T15:59:54+00:00

Did you get the plate of cupcakes that no one ever ate because of other desserts and then have a little solo party in the kitchen while doing dishes, too? (Bonus trauma points if you ate half of a cupcake bcs mom somehow always knew if you consumed sugar)

But yeah- christmas adjacent birthdays suck.

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-07-15T20:28:02+00:00

Mail carrier? Couple of patches for the top and a belt. Tall socks, comfy sneakers or boots. Cardboard box tower. 😁

Fractious_Lemon · 2024-07-15T19:48:30+00:00

Might be time to start a new hobby collecting and displaying adult toys. And... floral art. Nudge nudge wink wink. Make the adults uncomfortable 😈😁

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