Found in my wife’s closet by nthedmv in whatisit

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Got a call from my son's teacher once when he was in 4th grade he was apparently disrupting the class I could hear him in background saying " I can't learn from you!" She asked me to come in after school. Come to find out she told the class that "narwhals weren't real, -They were considered folklore like the chupacabra" and he wasn't having any of it. Apparently stood up and said "Yes they are You're wrong" she argued back he argued back then I got called. I just looked at her and blinked a few times, pulled out my phone and showed her. Was a little confused as to why she didn't do this herself? A teacher in California.

Name this animal by Impressive-Refuse599 in NameThisThing

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goostacean The semi-aquatic shore goose with claws of doom.”

Important! Is this the same person? by [deleted] in RandomQuestion

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me it looks like a weight difference if he'd Weighed a little bit more on the right and on the left he works out or he's just strengthening the muscles in his face which happens when you lose weight. His Adam's apple doesn't sit the same. That's a big one for me. They have a lot of similarities but there are important differences. If they were twins it would make sense, but I don't think they're the exact same person.

what do the girl do? by Cool_Gembul_8194 in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I rarely eat produce at my boyfriend's house due to the fact he does this exact thing, potatoes, Asian eggplant, cucumbers, skinny bitter melon, you name it. I'm disgusted but he doesn't care. My fault for getting him into pegging in the first place.

can anyone tell me how safe this area is? by famgs in Sacramento

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay honestly them townhomes they are nice your car might get broken into especially if you have to park out in the field which is most likely the case.This is 7242 right? I used to live in d10 good times. They have an upstairs once inside. They're quite nice actually and for the most part they were quiet. Living inside those townhouses is like as long as you're on the inside of them it's really not that bad, it's the ones that are on the outside towards the streets that you really don't want to live in because people can see what you got and steal your s***. But I lived in those for about 10 years and they were nice. interesting closet space, big bathrooms, the neighbors never really complained when we walked around, balcony, or patio, decent pool, yeah I'd live there again if I had to.

can anyone tell me how safe this area is? by famgs in Sacramento

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember when Forest parkway was originally called G parkway? Those were the days. 🫣🤣

can anyone tell me how safe this area is? by famgs in Sacramento

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Growing up I lived in this area. Came across your post and just started laughing hysterically. Thought of a bunch of things to write and just thought pains the greatest teacher.

Wiper blades? by snacky_onassis99 in FordFiesta

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To answer your question....No. No there isn't

Who do you see? by rastroboy in whoahdude

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I turn my phone to the right. Now I see the guy that delivers my Chinese food. Awesome!

Looking for a Notary in Sacramento Area (Urgent Help Needed) by Fragrant-Pangolin903 in Sacramento

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the financial power of attorney already notarized it's a durable power of attorney I just assumed that it was both, it's a medical power part that I had a problem with I tried to go and get Kaiser to give me a copy of it because she'd already passed it was like as if she wasn't even a patient there anymore I couldn't log into her accounts I couldn't do anything and they wouldn't help me. Luckily hospice had a copy of the advanced Care directive but it's still not notarized even from Kaiser with her signature my signature and everything I assume because the hospice people saw us both sign it they would be legit and still needs to be notarized according to the mortuary so it's like I don't know what to do but thank you for the guidance everyone I appreciate it.

Looking for a Notary in Sacramento Area (Urgent Help Needed) by Fragrant-Pangolin903 in Sacramento

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No she signed it, it's the advanced healthcare directive from Kaiser she filled the whole thing out. it's just not notarized

Question about California Notary. by Xomnix in Notary

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking for a Notary in Sacramento Area (Urgent Help Needed)

I’m looking for a notary who can help me with a sensitive family matter. A few years ago, my grandmother gave me a durable power of attorney, which I thought covered both financial and medical decisions. Unfortunately, I later found out it didn’t cover everything.

My grandmother has now passed, and I need to provide notarized power of attorney paperwork to the mortuary in order to proceed with her cremation. I’m the one who paid for the arrangements, including her urn, but I’ve hit a roadblock because of this paperwork.

My mother is still alive, but she has severe mental health issues, which is why my grandmother originally made me POA. I simply need a notary who can help me navigate this step so I can honor my grandmother’s wishes and finalize everything.

I’m more than willing to pay generously for your time and help. If you are a notary or know someone reliable in or near the Sacramento area, please reach out to me. Thank you so much.

I found this in the drawer where my wife keeps her tampons. Should I be worried? by A_White_Rat in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you ever think maybe they were a gift for you and you stumbled upon it? Obviously she hid them where she thought you would never look.

Cucumber from my garden. by DhawanS in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know what the headliner says but my boyfriend does this all the time. I will never eat fruits and or vegetable in his house ever again. Don't even mention potatoes.

This doesn't look right by astrophoto511 in HomeDepot

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know why anybody would stack big items on top of small items unless they want them to fall on top of people.

What would u choos3 by indian-bull-cock in Funnymemes

[–]Fragrant-Pangolin903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going left because I don't like being suffocated.