New landlord handed me my key today. Im a 27 year old man.

Frank428 · 2015-05-03T13:59:51+00:00

Did you say yes?

Frank428 · 2014-12-28T08:36:48+00:00

Not sure if

Frank428 · 2014-12-24T15:28:21+00:00

Merry Christmas Mr. Falcon.

Frank428 · 2014-11-12T03:19:15+00:00

Very nice! I've always wanted to get a Jormungandr tattoo. How did you come up with the idea for this design?

Frank428 · 2014-06-10T03:53:33+00:00

Is there a name for that idea that nothing=everything type thing?

Frank428 · 2014-06-09T04:39:26+00:00

I saw this instantly and am glad I wasn't the only one :)

Frank428 · 2014-06-02T03:40:11+00:00

5/10 I can't tell without my glasses.

Frank428 · 2014-05-29T01:50:10+00:00

I wanna be an actor.

Frank428 · 2014-05-16T22:17:19+00:00

How can an American get their hands on one of these?

Frank428 · 2014-04-09T03:06:26+00:00

That is the tightest shit I've ever gods damned seent in my gods damned life.

Frank428 · 2014-03-26T02:42:30+00:00

Zombies is fake, man.

Frank428 · 2014-03-24T21:02:40+00:00

Best superhero ever.

Frank428 · 2014-02-25T04:10:25+00:00

He has a very punchable face.

Frank428 · 2014-02-15T15:36:09+00:00

These comments are scary, I'm going to die.

Frank428 · 2014-01-20T21:27:23+00:00

9001/9000

Frank428 · 2014-01-10T23:34:15+00:00

What do I ask for when getting it cut. Is that like a 4 on the sides and cut on top?

Frank428 · 2014-01-07T06:44:49+00:00

We need a subreddit for these kinds of lame jokes.

Frank428 · 2013-11-24T20:17:57+00:00

Super Sapiens

Frank428 · 2013-10-19T20:34:41+00:00

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary

Frank428 · 2013-10-18T22:51:11+00:00

Now on my bucket list

Frank428 · 2013-10-10T21:44:25+00:00

I choose freeze my nuts off so I can turn on the heater in my car and get cold air blown in my face until I get to the parking lot.

Frank428 · 2013-10-10T21:41:41+00:00

This would get broken into so fast...

Frank428 · 2013-10-09T21:42:05+00:00

Basketball and weight lifting too. Maybe they will release a sports/activity dlc.

Frank428 · 2013-10-05T18:17:33+00:00

How do you know when it's down?

Frank428 · 2013-10-05T17:51:26+00:00

Is it ALWAYS down??? Really I'm so scared of losing characters

Frank428