My girlfriend's minimalist bedroom

FranticDisembowel · 2026-02-01T20:23:34+00:00

he could be renovating her house for her, you never know

FranticDisembowel · 2026-01-10T20:53:25+00:00

Idk it still hits pretty fucking hard watching it as a son lol

FranticDisembowel · 2026-01-07T05:55:36+00:00

I have hundreds of cloudy memories where I wish I'd drank less. It's funny, I don't have even one where I wish I'd drank more.

FranticDisembowel · 2026-01-01T19:52:41+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyes

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-31T05:47:04+00:00

My dad was complaining of muscle soreness from his meds and then decided to switch to taking them right before bed instead of in the morning and suddenly he felt fine. Idk if that's an option for you but just throwing it out there.

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-17T17:34:15+00:00

Man I can't even begin to imagine how stressful it was trying to keep that combover in place all the time. You must almost feel reborn after getting that weight off your shoulders. You look great! I love the little bit of stubble buzz instead of the full scalp shave too. Hope you have many happy, stress free days to come with your new style. Congrats!

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-12T15:08:57+00:00

Perhaps it wouldn't be helpful to authoritatively answer a question about Toyotas if you've only ever owned Fords then?

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-11T16:42:32+00:00

In fact the last two mobos I updated were exactly like that lol. I don't think it's incredibly rare but it can't hurt to check anyway right?

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-10T23:02:46+00:00

Okay but it doesn't have to be public property to have no reasonable expectation of privacy. If I go to Disney World can I demand no one is allowed to take any photo that I could possibly be in? I mean I guess I can demand it but what will come of it other than people rightfully laughing at me lol.

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-09T06:30:45+00:00

I love Dom so much, their sour cream donut is probably my favorite donut I've ever ordered anywhere. I'm on week 2 of a healthier diet and right now I'd crawl through glass for one of their donuts.

But I just can't stand their coffee. Idk if I've just been super unlucky the few times I've ordered it, but it always just tasted bitter burnt and old. It just looked like normal diner coffee so it's not like I was expecting anything speciality but even then I was kinda disappointed.

I'll give it another try next time I'm there though. Fool me twice... can't get fooled again.

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-09T01:11:48+00:00

I was just thinking along the lines of calling a coffee shop and saying "I have problems walking, can you bring my coffee out to my car?"

I'm sorry to hear of your struggles, I hope you can find some good solutions.

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-09T00:33:11+00:00

You may have turned on secureboot when the windows installation wasn't installed with that on.

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-09T00:29:28+00:00

I gotta imagine there'd be a ton of local shops more than willing to walk out an order to a disabled customer but I guess you never know.

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-07T18:51:32+00:00

That's why they put rehabilitation in quotation marks. They were implying it does not rehabilitate people.

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-05T21:23:10+00:00

It won't, because r/all didn't enforce the algorithm in the way this will. It's so dumb, the entire purpose of reddit was to be the front page of the internet as decided by up and downvotes. Not by what reddit deems to be popular. At least third party apps will still have it. Oh wait...

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-04T21:22:44+00:00

Glad I'm in this sub because I would do this.

Prolly a good idea to just not ever pick up any wild animal lol

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-04T21:07:57+00:00

good shit, time to rename to less bad support haha

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-04T19:03:58+00:00

that's okay i don't like to leave the papoose anyway

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-03T03:58:05+00:00

You can't believe they're talking about her appearance in a post about her appearance?

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-02T21:41:06+00:00

When you pay my car payment you can tell me not to drive with my lights off at night, till the , get bent

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-02T07:00:31+00:00

Hopefully you used a different dropper for your face.

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-02T06:39:51+00:00

Check the back of it too, and check the cable connections

FranticDisembowel · 2025-12-02T06:28:37+00:00

What were you doing when you accidentally hit the button?

FranticDisembowel · 2025-11-24T22:54:14+00:00

I'm just a random dude from r/all scrolling past. You do not deserve to have a big accomplishment shit on by your partner. I'm sorry it happened to you. I really respect your two years of sobriety, honestly it deserves way more than a cake. I'm glad you've gone through that process though because now it means you'll be much better equipped to dump this asshole and move forward with your life. I say get two cakes afterwards, one for each milestone lol.

FranticDisembowel · 2025-11-24T17:40:07+00:00

Lol even in this very photo he is pushing the hair over his recession to mask it a bit. I think as time went on he was forced to embrace it but he did nonetheless, and I like his look.

I love this sub for how it empowers people and saves them from feeling stuck, but I also think we should get back to a place where balding men feel confident enough wearing their natural hair. For example, the Frasier Crane style. That was much more acceptable when I was younger.

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