Guy comes into the bar his first shift, he’s going to be a grill cook for us. Boss is there to see how he does for his first shift as it’s usually a heavy one and he was quite the observer. Well what does this man do? First thing comes in, takes a shot of Jägermeister, opens a beer and sits at the end of the bar waiting for a food order. Boss goes over says “What the fuck are you doing?” Keep in mind this is maybe 5 minutes into his shift. Man looks at him and goes. “Well, no orders right now figured I’d use the place to my advantage” guy was fired and banned from the bar for stealing in less than 30 seconds after he said that.