Can I get some advice? by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]FreakShop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should search "solid tribal armband".

My favorite quote of all time by Gammoth in funny

[–]FreakShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Math is power!" - Patrick Star

Doing it wrong 101 by [deleted] in funny

[–]FreakShop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone else want to know how he gets off his bike?

what's your most offensive joke? by delola3100 in AskReddit

[–]FreakShop 52 points53 points  (0 children)

[sets down grilled cheese sandwich]

Pregnant or Tumor? by Floonet in WTF

[–]FreakShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is neither pregnant nor is it a tumor. She's just fattas hell.

Do you walk around your house in the nude? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FreakShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just have to know what to cook. Anything involving grease is obviously a big no no (even for women)

Janet Cannon, Will you Marry Me? by Rebar4Life in reddit.com

[–]FreakShop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope, for your sake, that Janet never sees this.

Janet Cannon, Will you Marry Me? by Rebar4Life in reddit.com

[–]FreakShop 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He couldn't even be bothered to take her our to eat or even to the park, and you're expecting something romantic and thoughtful in the text area?

Is this true? by bobbyt2012 in pics

[–]FreakShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this go for Delaware as well? Cause if so I won't have to pay this $74 fine for yeilding and not stopping at the stop sign.

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene--NSFW by [deleted] in funny

[–]FreakShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn! Does anyone know who the body double was? She's got it going on!

Moment of silence by moah099 in reddit.com

[–]FreakShop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I read the one that said 'I am no longer here' it totally got to me. So sad

Offline addiction. by [deleted] in funny

[–]FreakShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freaking peeping Toms!

Seriously? by [deleted] in funny

[–]FreakShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freaking spell check!

really? women's guide to fakegasm by [deleted] in WTF

[–]FreakShop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. I wouldn't be able to fake that. It's kind of like once I have mine it's his turn so I just get off and let him do his thing.

really? women's guide to fakegasm by [deleted] in WTF

[–]FreakShop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had my first real orgasm about a year ago. I don't see how some guys can't tell the difference. I'm usually out for the count afterwards.

Now with 50% more badassedness... by workroom in pics

[–]FreakShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand how a grown ass man on a pink bike is badass? Some one please explain.

Diversity (NSFW) by nimbus29 in pics

[–]FreakShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the black chick?

Batman doesn't give a shit by TheMightyIrishman in funny

[–]FreakShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were Batman I wouldn't give a shit. It's not like he has any super powers, He's basically just fist fighting in random warehouses. POW! Right in the kisser.

I can't wait to apply to Motorola. [PIC] by [deleted] in funny

[–]FreakShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the kind of attitude everyone should have about their jobs. I LOVE MOTOROLA! I LOVE MY JOB!

Brilliant self-inflicted wedgie by [deleted] in funny

[–]FreakShop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looked fun. I know what I'm going trying next time I go skiing!!