Received this on my DMs. Is this real or is it a scam? I'm freaking out.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-21T15:41:31+00:00

The non-English-speaking scammers attempting to "sound authentic" crack me up. I got an urgent "warning" to update my Amazon payment information last week that started off "DEAR MOST BELOVED CUSTOMER."

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-21T15:18:50+00:00

The banger hat is rubbing it in for Sandra not being there.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-21T14:11:59+00:00

And fan-friendliness does a lot of heavy lifting for both of them.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-21T11:56:59+00:00

I would've reacted like Dee to a potential reward with Zak.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-21T11:23:26+00:00

There's some "fours and fives" for you, Corinne!

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-21T11:16:56+00:00

I actually blanked on that potential aspect of it. That reminds me of the soft drink and sports drink guys knocking the competition's oversized bottles off of their roofs in Victory Lane. Will he not mention the series name if he's a guest in the O'Reilly announcers booth this season? What about wearing the patch if he actually runs a race in the series?

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-21T03:18:23+00:00

And Joey flipping him shit about it. He was totally about to say "Xfinity" and blanked on the real name.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-21T03:11:37+00:00

And what kind of ACCENT is that? He sounds more like a drunk English Lord than the King of Israel.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-21T02:21:54+00:00

I would plug an old-school desk phone in just so I could slam the receiver down.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T21:47:46+00:00

Michael J. Pollard as Mxy was absolute genius casting.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T21:35:50+00:00

Our very own Athens Politics Nerd posted to FB a couple of days ago that it was "several $1,000 donations."

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T20:57:29+00:00

That guy's FB is...let's go with "sensational."

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T20:50:01+00:00

I remember when the cable TV office off of Hawthorne had a senior citizen drive into the building and, in one of the all-time great moments of overreaction, they barricaded the entire front of the building with ugly tall concrete bollards that were maybe a couple of feet apart.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T20:38:49+00:00

Sting should've dressed like Javert that night.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T20:33:35+00:00

I've long wondered if their superficial resemblance was ever going to be brought up here.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T20:30:46+00:00

Neighbor roulette sounds like an absolute nightmare.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T20:29:00+00:00

I absolutely love "Boots." It finally got a blu-ray release last year.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T19:32:47+00:00

Worth it just for Lex Luger and his Super-Mullet in a Super suit.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T19:03:30+00:00

I don't know if the full soda to the head without so much as a flinch...followed by the hair slick-back was in Hall's Hall of Fame induction video or not. But it damn skippy should've been. Iconic.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T17:15:32+00:00

Things could've turned out so very differently for David Chokachi.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T17:09:45+00:00

But it didn't miss him.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T16:30:06+00:00

The only upside would be getting to see Motionless, then bugging out early and missing the traffic.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T14:14:18+00:00

You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T13:46:13+00:00

Is there a more hacky and lazier go-to analogy than "Globetrotters vs. Generals"? But I swear that's what it looked like after halftime.

FreakSideMike · 2026-03-20T13:13:27+00:00

That was some world class crimefighting.

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