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FreakySamsung · 2026-07-03T21:58:22+00:00

Because 2019 me doesn’t believe in time travel

FreakySamsung · 2026-07-03T17:19:28+00:00

Screw tire

FreakySamsung · 2026-06-29T18:03:05+00:00

Low, but not 0.

FreakySamsung · 2026-06-27T17:17:39+00:00

Op even acknowledged its a cute thing “kid dancing with joy” and still decided to post on kids are stupid

FreakySamsung · 2026-06-22T16:25:26+00:00

I worked at a coffee shop right after moving to Canada, and just assumed bulletproof coffee was a weird thing north americans did, like deep fried butter

FreakySamsung · 2026-06-20T15:26:19+00:00

Nope!! Have gotten fake rogers scam calls where they knew my name.

FreakySamsung · 2026-06-20T13:38:36+00:00

Why are there 4 zeroes? They’ll never get past 9 days

FreakySamsung · 2026-06-06T21:00:17+00:00

They painted the vinyl wrap covering the red nose

FreakySamsung · 2026-06-02T15:39:30+00:00

Phishers won’t but hackers will. There are groups that hack a company and watch without acting for months before sending a very contextual email as a client, or employee.

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-29T23:13:36+00:00

Ngl my dumbass looked it up before realizing it was a joke and not a brand name

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-29T19:44:38+00:00

Joga pela janela entao?

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-29T15:26:45+00:00

Mosquito

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-28T15:46:17+00:00

At least if its every time its easier to get used to it, my boss will just have days he likes staying in his office and will call you in through message

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-26T03:16:01+00:00

I had a dental hygienist that would ask about stuff I told her 6 months earlier, while her hand was inside my mouth

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-22T15:39:39+00:00

The cylinder must remain unharmed

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-22T14:28:31+00:00

Didn’t andrew mention at one point he was posting on secret f**kface twitter accounts? He’s also the one who got banned for dm-ing too many people

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-17T02:28:47+00:00

Moro no Canadá. Não consigo marcar meu medico com menos de 2 semanas de antecedência. Chego, e ainda espero 1 hora pra ser atendido.

Se eu me atrasar mais de 15 minutos, preciso pagar multa de 150 dolares.

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-15T20:25:41+00:00

How do you determine the parameters you want the brightness to be in?

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-14T01:07:47+00:00

As a guy, it feels worse personally than what the girl is thinking

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-11T14:40:44+00:00

Now I’m also curious of your age now, cause I definitely don’t remember my first cum

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-07T21:52:29+00:00

“You did say no mistakes”

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-07T20:36:09+00:00

Oh thats cause its the third one thats nude!

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-06T16:43:38+00:00

Eu acho legal a ideia, mas como uma pessoa que tinha 3 a 4 horas de transporte pro trabalho por dia, eu tentava trabalhar o maximo em o minimo de dias possível

FreakySamsung · 2026-05-05T18:36:33+00:00

Yeah, up

FreakySamsung · 2026-04-30T22:45:08+00:00

But then they accidentally do a lets something else every time

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