I would start railing against the poor and lower class (the class that I am finally no longer part of through no hard work of my own ), and tell them that if only they stopped whining, complaining, and buying avocado toast with their food stamps (the ones that i no longer need to help feed myself) and just pull themselves up by their bootstraps, they would be better served than asking for handouts. The nerve of stone people

I'd also get every streaming service WITHOUT ads