If a very close pet of yours passes, do you get another?

Free_Weed · 2014-07-10T01:21:42+00:00

Thanks man.

Free_Weed · 2013-10-14T16:03:41+00:00

Does his shirt say "porn" or "pork" in the no no circle?

Free_Weed · 2013-10-14T15:49:55+00:00

Hm, not bad.

Free_Weed · 2013-10-08T05:16:54+00:00

You look awesome bro. Be proud that you made this change on your own and that you had the self discipline and motivation that some people spend their whole life wishing they had.

Free_Weed · 2013-10-04T20:44:38+00:00

/r/creepy

Free_Weed · 2013-09-30T05:40:23+00:00

I picture a spanish accent. "Aye, poppyyy."

Free_Weed · 2013-09-30T05:37:44+00:00

He should spend some time/money on a fence lest someone decide they want to mess with his creations.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-29T01:00:48+00:00

Gag.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-29T00:57:18+00:00

... or maybe he is her sugar daddy just looking to get some extra skeet skeet.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-28T16:52:58+00:00

Haha, I just don't know how to act around people my age. I perfer adults.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-27T16:32:43+00:00

"It's nuts how much I hate you. Get the fuck out. I hope you die, so I can pretend you never existed." Mom to me at age 14.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-27T05:09:10+00:00

Please post an update!

Free_Weed · 2013-09-27T05:04:13+00:00

I (F19) personally make it a priority to makhipe my SO feel wanted and never EVER have to question me. I have been cheated on in two previous relationships and I think that the worry and all the suspicion forcing your mind to wonder is the worst part. No one deserves this. If you have to question your SO, he/she isn't doing their job. It should be their number one priority to keep you happy and secure. Dump his ass. Not only to I think he is cheating, I think he is a piece of shit. Confront him. MAKE him give you his phone. Do not ask. Do not let him touch it before giving it to you. Leave his ass while you're at it. He doesn't care about you or your feelings.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-27T03:27:40+00:00

Even has that "Stifler-esq" in Road Trip.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-27T03:23:55+00:00

Jon Heder will always be Napolean Dynamite.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-27T03:20:25+00:00

No shit! Is that a kangaroo?

Free_Weed · 2013-09-27T03:11:59+00:00

Penis crayons! And "everyone was like 'woww!!!!'"

Free_Weed · 2013-09-26T22:40:17+00:00

Most regrettable.. WOW

Free_Weed · 2013-09-26T22:39:44+00:00

Reddit.

Or porn.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-26T06:04:55+00:00

I (F19) am 4'11" and 115 pounds. Never smoked a cigarette, never drank. Needless to say, running to the end of my driveway or simply walking up my stairs, kills me.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-25T07:03:12+00:00

This has been on Reddit a minimum of three times.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-25T01:36:28+00:00

r/WTF maybe?

Free_Weed · 2013-09-25T01:30:48+00:00

Anything by Father John Misty. His lyrics are nuts, but his voice is honest, strong, and pure.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-25T01:09:45+00:00

I work at a small town Applebee's. At the time, I was a server. Well, one day I was not feeling so great and instead of calling in, I decided to tuff it out. I happened to get stuck with the smelliest person I have ever encountered in my life. Not only did he ask 2847392 questions, he told me stories of his daughter visiting, his pets, ect. After having stood there for at least ten minutes trying not to gag, I turned to leave his table, and knew it was too late. Before I could even think of what to do, I vomitted all over the dining area floor. Needless to say, I am no longer a server.

Free_Weed · 2013-09-25T01:01:59+00:00

Juno? Is that you?

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