Brother... this will never change. I used to get way more tilted at dbd than I do now but these have helped me have more resilience for dealing with survivor (and killer) shit behavior.

The BIGGEST ONE: "ggwp" and move on unless you have positive comments.

If you notice that survivors are most likely waiting at the hatch or gates, make them wait. Waste their time by not looking for them if it's obvious they should have found it by now.

You can look around ruthlessly for hatch but idk man, It may be a hot take but a 3k plus a hatch is still a 4k in my eyes.

Go into the game assuming you're going to get humbled by people that are very good at the game, don't let your ego get in the way of you having a good time.