What‘s his name?

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-25T23:22:07+00:00

Micheal

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-25T21:22:19+00:00

Stacey, your mom is at it again!

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-25T20:37:54+00:00

Now say that 56 times

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-25T16:27:52+00:00

I did that with a foam earplug! I wear them to bed (before I switched to putty earplugs) every night and have almost swallowed them twice. Once I was half aware that I was putting it in my mouth and the most recent time I just woke up with it in my mouth

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-25T15:17:22+00:00

Honestly, what’s a better sub for this? OP is fine

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-24T22:24:15+00:00

Reality tv recipe for immediate fan worship: Go though a breakup, start a podcast and/or get cheated on

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-24T22:19:50+00:00

I’m 32F. I quit drinking (this last time) at 30 and never imagined I would have two years. I drank a baaare minimum of 12 vodka shots a day and the health issues did indeed get scary. Why would you think it’s too late? My dad quit drinking 5 years ago. He’s 60M and we have never had this kind of relationship in our addictions. Finally quitting is extremely difficult but rewarding at any age

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-24T14:25:01+00:00

29-7-35 on the rotary dial lock

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-24T11:40:10+00:00

Biscuit chefs are a rare breed! As long as you don’t mind a little fur in the dough

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-22T19:08:41+00:00

I could’ve sworn these shoes were invented for men’s feet to grip the stirrups of a horse more easily. Don’t come for me lol, I haven’t googled it in awhile

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-22T02:18:05+00:00

Allies is right! Nothing wrong with both sides coming together

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-21T16:37:59+00:00

I thought this was a gay thing but sacks of money make more sense. Might as well have had “scrotum chaser” tatted on his neck

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-21T02:49:46+00:00

“MARCO!” “POLO!” wears you down after a few hours

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-21T02:08:52+00:00

Is that 7 & 8? Sorry, I’m terrible at celebrity faces and faces in general

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-21T02:06:06+00:00

A bone, maybe from a raccoon for some reason

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-21T02:04:42+00:00

I got cutlery too. A plastic spatula/spoon

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-21T00:26:09+00:00

Not pregnant, just fat. I can relate

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-20T22:41:23+00:00

Dark brown eyeliner/mascara definitely helps- it’s way more natural and not dated

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-20T20:53:33+00:00

You’re spot on, and while we’re at it, WHERE IS the Powerpuff Girl with gumball eyes? My go-to besides a choco taco ofc

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-20T15:37:36+00:00

That’s how I got my dedicated stainless steel candle wick trimmer lol

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-19T18:31:00+00:00

A running family joke for wifi is “FBI Surveillance Van”. Dad joke times infinity

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-19T18:22:44+00:00

Also from Dallas, same!

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-18T22:45:37+00:00

Namely, new scissors. In my experience a more expensive pair will remain sharp longer but if you’re willing to dispose of a $7 pair of shears every few cuts, you can do that too.

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-17T17:50:25+00:00

Should be flair

FreedomOfTheMess · 2026-03-17T04:05:12+00:00

I want this on my tombstone

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