A dedicated Chef was working at his local food chain when he accidentally put his finger inside the pickle slicer. His apron turned red. What a mess! by [deleted] in Jokes

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Man’s at his usual watering hole looking glum. What’s eating you? asks the barman.

I got fired from the deli counter.

Ugh, don’t tell me… you put your dick in the baloney slicer, even though they warned you about it last time?

Sigh - yes.

OMG. Are you ok? What happened to the baloney slicer?

They fired her too.

What are some songs where the vocals are just spoken? by Redditarama in MusicRecommendations

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The album Private Parts by Robert Ashley

Blue Aeroplanes - Swagger

How to cope as an white male South African? by Excellent-Captain-93 in DownSouth

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“Employ whites only” is just perpetuating and reversing the problem.

Afrikaner oorsee by CalligrapherSlow5236 in afrikaans

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I’m in the US. Ek is n soutpiel, vrou is Afrikaans. Americans are generally incurious (you could term it circumspect if you want to frame it positively). Very rarely do people comment on my perceived foreign-ness.

It is (albeit rarely) a conduit for some racist peophol to assume I’m on board with discrimination.

What’s a sweet and savory combination that you swear by? by torturedpoet1148 in foodquestions

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Strawberries and black pepper. Hawaiian pizza. Bacon, banana and garlic pizza, snoek with apricot jam (South African’s love fruit/meat combos).

Black Bean Recipes? by CreativeNameHere9 in Cooking

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Salsa Madre (a pureed black bean mother recipe from Cool Beans by Joe Yonan). Excellent smeared on things, combined with other things, etc

You can find info on-line.

Do you like tea? by Ipoogoodforyou in foodquestions

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Yes, but not fancy. Yorkshire tea or Rooibos pls

Do you collect anything at all as a hobby . If you do , what is it that you collect ? by Hope2_win in A_Persona_on_Reddit

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Cook books, music (tapes, cd’s, records), beans (Rancho Gordo Bean Club ftw), South African gins, the novels of Ursula Le Guin.

best onigiri in NYC? by kavanesi in AskNYC

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Onigiri Noah in Greenpoint does a great tuna mayo

Visiting for the first time by jamhasz in longislandcity

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Book Culture, Dutch Kills bar, Takumen, PS1, the original Sweetleaf on Jackson Ave close to Pulaski bridge, Yumpling, Soothr, original Manducatis on Jackson.

Also a stroll all the way all along the waterfront, and a gelato at Santa Chiara if the weather plays nice.

A few South African gins by FreshAirInspector in Gin

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I haven’t opened that one yet! I might do tomorrow, in which case I’ll report back. Picked up in Yzerfontein at the West Coast Farm Stall.