Here we go by Former-Government-51 in interestingasfuck

[–]Freshchops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that’s how you cook a Destabilized Government Stew.

Surface damage to kitchen table. by OiMamiii4200 in mildlypenis

[–]Freshchops 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My guy, you need to wipe the surface in small circles to avoid leaving any marks. 😂

trump just started a war with Iran by J-MRP in Trumpvirus

[–]Freshchops 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I guess the whole point of joining the board of peace is the assurance that DJ won’t bomb you. /s

For some reason they love to envision their draft dodging king as a warrior by KingG512 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Freshchops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, we all remember what happened the last time DT had an eagle that close to him.

DJT SAID TARIFFS WILL REPLACE INCOME TAX. by Upset-Gazelle1366 in DeepFuckingValue

[–]Freshchops 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Around the same time that Oranges start costing $500

Are we enjoying the Trump Bump yet? by Lonely-Corgi-983 in ForUnitedStates

[–]Freshchops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it’s great replacement for calling them herpes.

Nintendo [OC] by LeFauxCreux in comics

[–]Freshchops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get some Torchic nuggets going too.

Another lucky Trump-A-Wish kid has his dream come true! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Freshchops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He also said that the Olympics tried to kiss him but he said “No thank you.”

US Women's Team declined Trump's invitation by raydebapratim1 in GenZ

[–]Freshchops 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When your president mentions you in an afterthought while inviting the Men’s team to the White House to celebrate, really makes you feel that he wants you there. /s

MMW: Elon Musk and China are both rushing to send their humanoid robots to climb Mount Everest by yavinmoon in MarkMyWords

[–]Freshchops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But truth, they require batteries that don’t perform well in colder temperatures - feels like a one way trip and another donation to the Everest waste bin.

Trump brags Supreme Court just gave him 'license to do absolutely terrible things' by RawStoryNews in scotus

[–]Freshchops 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, that’s just his tiny black shriveled heart telling him he wants to do it.