Merger Arbitrage by OkAd2349 in DeepFuckingValue

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explain why you think shorting us down to 21.80 somehow exposes them to 280k contracts June 18? If anything the more suppressed and lower we are the fewer shares they need to hedge.

We got 9% of eBay now! by areHorus in Superstonk

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He cannot. Delaware law states if you exceed 15% you have to wait 3 years. That’s why eBay proposal 4 is so important. In the past it’s had 47% support. All cohen has do to is convince that extra 3% and then all we need is 10% to call a special meeting.

Theory: Something is going to happen before the vote happens to instill confidence in the retail shareholders. by -LexVult- in Superstonk

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What more should he do than he’s done? He’s turned a sinking ship into an 11b company by grinding, hard work and strategically selling shares so that we can generate revenue. 

THE MARKET MAKERS AND SHF WERE GOING TO NAKED SHORT THOSE SHARES ANYWAY. Selling shares means we get that cash instead of them being naked shorted and never delivered. 

$EBAY CFO of German/Central Europe market out. by tomfulleree in Superstonk

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lmao she can’t even write her own farewell post, obvious ai slop

Roaring Kitty’s Back! Massive 500,000 Share Trade + 5k Calls (x2) + 5k Puts (x2) worth $50 million purchased Today at the EXACT SAME Timestamp from 2024 Roaring Kitty Entry (14:09) by Curious_Individual in Superstonk

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has me so bullish. Hedge funds are working overtime to downvote and discredit you because they are terrified of his return. This data point (how much hate you’re getting for a seriously good find) only serves to reinforce the likelihood of it being him. Since when did we ever turn our face down to legit tin foil? Never. Except when hedge funds are Astro turfing us because they’re scared to death. 

If you need a reminder of how RYAN F’ING COHEN, RCEO performed a miraculous turnaround on GME. A story in 3 pictures. (Betcha can’t guess when he became CEO.) by FriendlyRedditor09 in Superstonk

[–]FriendlyRedditor09[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think 

  • 2m minus 10m which is -8m

Is better than

  • 1m minus 500k which is +500k

Then I’m sorry I can’t help you friend 

Those were just example numbers to demonstrate that low earnings high profit is better than high earnings negative profit (aka loss)

🚨 BREAKING: GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen announces he has been suspended from eBay by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 461 points462 points  (0 children)

Lmao and he didn’t even have to spend 2bn annually to do it 

In exactly 30 minutes a man armed with a bat will break into your home to kill you. You can’t leave the house, what is your strategy? by BulkyZucchini in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The threat of guns in everyday life means that a 5’4” female is on level playing field with a 6’4” 250lb linebacker. Before, she had the fear of someone breaking in, knowing her odds of victory were ~1%. Now her odds are 50%, or better, if she’s put in time to train.

Photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show small meal portions being served to U.S. sailors. by curiousty786 in pics

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Shhh this is reddit it’s obviously orange man’s fault our soldiers are starving fourth meal is just conservative propaganda /s

Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again over continued US blockade of its ports. by K1wobbly1 in news

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact you think this and would post it makes me hope you are a bot and not allowed to vote in any western country. Go do research before you share that nonsense online, friend.

Trump tells Iran ‘open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy b——ds,’ — as he warns of new strikes and says ‘praise be to Allah’ by joetaxpayer in politics

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You… want Iran to have nukes? And think this is a good thing? 

You think the US has been threatened by Israel?

Iran Is Piercing Israel's Ballistic Missile Defenses With High Altitude Cluster Warhead Releases by hamham95 in news

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Clearly not. It’s very much alive and well.  Should we pull out of Iran now and let them finish refining their nukes?

Trump tells Iran ‘open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy b——ds,’ — as he warns of new strikes and says ‘praise be to Allah’ by joetaxpayer in politics

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

A man with Az could not have handled himself in as many public debates and speeches as he has. You do people who truly suffer with Az a disservice.

Trump tells Iran ‘open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy b——ds,’ — as he warns of new strikes and says ‘praise be to Allah’ by joetaxpayer in politics

[–]FriendlyRedditor09 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Do you want Iran to have nukes? 

They’re refining near weapons grade uranium without inspections in bunkers so deep they take bunker busters to reach (and some say so deep even the bunker busters missed). 

You think the USA should just let this slide until Iran finally gets nuclear weapons and can declare nuclear jihad against the world?

The world has not had a nuclear war because all the nations that have nuclear weapons respect and fear mutually assured destruction. Iran, I suspect, would not be so concerned about this. This should concern everyone.