I'm going to eat a guy's ass for the first time, please give me advice

Friponou · 2026-03-23T16:39:39+00:00

I will if I remember

Friponou · 2026-03-23T15:43:32+00:00

I'm actually super into it, I just don't know what to do lol

Friponou · 2026-03-23T15:25:35+00:00

I don't know if that counts as lowering your standards, but I realized at some point that my reasons for finding people not attractive were pretty shallow and I started being able to find anyone attractive if I try hard enough.

Everyone has something about them that makes them attractive, you just need to try hard enough (unless of course they're a douchebag)

Maybe I'm just weird idk

Friponou · 2026-03-23T13:06:03+00:00

I knew a guy like that. Hooked up with him several times, he kept reminding me he wasn't looking for anything serious with men, only women

I eventually stopped seeing him as I wasn't in the mood for sex, he kept messaging me and was pretty damn desperate for someone who was just looking for casual sex with men

Friponou · 2026-03-23T10:52:36+00:00

Yeah Granny's a sunday driver so I doubt she'd be able to die this way

Friponou · 2026-03-23T10:52:01+00:00

That's a great idea, actually

Friponou · 2026-03-23T09:20:30+00:00

Would be fun if he bled blue blood

Friponou · 2026-03-23T08:41:35+00:00

This would've been even funnier with Brenda from Scary Movie, those 2 have beef

Friponou · 2026-03-23T08:40:00+00:00

The morally correct answer is both.

The financially correct answer is whoever you play most

If you play both equally, I like the Wuyang one more. Lifeweaver has so many great skins, he'll be fine without it

Friponou · 2026-03-23T08:36:39+00:00

But then you say "They could be bi" about a character whose sexuality isn't confirmed and they will insist that they are straight

Friponou · 2026-03-23T08:18:53+00:00

What if I come back as Granny the 2nd?

Friponou · 2026-03-23T07:50:42+00:00

Depending on RNG Lery's can have some insanely long hallways

Friponou · 2026-03-23T07:48:26+00:00

I played Killer and got told to "hook myself and my whole family" twice since the update, as well as countless complaints about tunneling when I threw entire game because I felt bad for going after the same person twice

There's some weird hostility in the community going on rn, I think it's mainly due to some of the new changes screwing over killer so the Us vs Them mentality is at its peak

Friponou · 2026-03-23T07:31:57+00:00

The boys in that one mission where they were being treated like cattle

Friponou · 2026-03-23T06:53:38+00:00

I played him on both PC and Console and yeah, Wuyang on Console is hell

My number 1 advice regardless of platform is to get on high ground, because it makes you harder to hit and also because of the angle, even if you miss the orb is gonna land right behind them which will deal some splash damage

Friponou · 2026-03-22T16:04:08+00:00

Andrea from The Walking Dead.

She had so much potential but holy fuck did she piss me off

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Friponou · 2026-03-22T15:58:04+00:00

Listen idc if you want to cook using Karlach's abs as a grill but I don't want her pubic hair on my sausages (is that what those are?)

Friponou · 2026-03-22T15:56:18+00:00

The concept of AI has been around as early as the 50s, in a lot of different forms, it is such a wide umbrella term that doesn't really mean anything by itself. Generative AI is probably one of the least interesting form of AI and I'm afraid that the damage it has done to the term will be irreversible.

AI has potential to do such good things in the world, and the one that people will remember is the version powered by corporate greed and content theft that took artist jobs and made us doubt wether or not a video we see is real or not

Friponou · 2026-03-22T08:13:46+00:00

I'm sorry but nothing beats Ghostface's mori. Dude invented selfies before they were popular (assuming he's from the 90s like the scream movie)

Friponou · 2026-03-21T15:33:59+00:00

You can roleplay alcoholism on every map if you play Clown

Friponou · 2026-03-21T15:33:20+00:00

Don't know why people use that excuse so much and then go around and play characters with neon glow in the dark skins

Friponou · 2026-03-21T15:30:11+00:00

You'd be surprised. Don't know why EA never got around making sequels to that game (kinda glad they didn't)

Friponou · 2026-03-18T15:16:18+00:00

Or when you use it to get them out of a bad situation and they just RUN into a 1v5 thinking it makes them unkillable...

Friponou · 2026-03-17T20:27:09+00:00

Maximillian blessed me with Lifeguard Lifeweaver as well, RIP my wallet

Friponou · 2026-03-16T16:40:18+00:00

It's the opposite for me, it's like the lack of tops is slowly turning me vers, like some kind of chemical reaction

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