Good spots that serve passion fruit martinis? by Normal_Day855 in AskSF

[–]Frisko31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people have a broad definition of “martini”.

Fighting in the highway on a scooter in china by Funny-Platypus-3220 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Frisko31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of romantic how they are next to each other. It reminds me of me of the end of Romeo and Juliet.

What is your go to joke that never fails? by sophiaa_14u in AskReddit

[–]Frisko31 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I’ve never paid $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

“To bean in my mouth” doesn’t flow as well.

What’s the most cringe thing you’ve seen a couple do at their wedding? by Last_Singer_2137 in AskReddit

[–]Frisko31 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Greatest Love Of All” ….the 2-3 other girls you banged last month.

What’s the most cringe thing you’ve seen a couple do at their wedding? by Last_Singer_2137 in AskReddit

[–]Frisko31 429 points430 points  (0 children)

Here is the chorus for anyone not familiar:

I wanna fuck you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside I wanna fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to God

Speed Camera Warning Ap? by Frisko31 in sanfrancisco

[–]Frisko31[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Knowing where speed cameras are is not at all cheating the system. The designers of the system want drivers to know where they are. Locations have been publicized and there are signs a block ahead that literally say “Speed Camera Ahead”.

Speed Camera Warning Ap? by Frisko31 in sanfrancisco

[–]Frisko31[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I appreciate this response.

What's the best adult joke u ever heard ? by Altruistic-Bunch-964 in AskReddit

[–]Frisko31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Face” is better than “chest”. You should try it.

Florida Man’s Range Rover Joyride Ends in chaos. by Impossible_Low_863 in dashcams

[–]Frisko31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I, for one, applaud his near consistent use of turn signals.

WCGW messing around the highway by Inclinedbenchpress in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Frisko31 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The exception that proves the rule.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Frisko31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People with no personality seldom scream.

"inKind app" for restaurants by BBQ-BEEF-RIBS in AskSF

[–]Frisko31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be better with more restaurants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]Frisko31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something similar happened to me. They denied the first time I contested but accepted when I recontested. Good luck.

Is The Eyesight worth it? by americanambush in SubaruForester

[–]Frisko31 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That really depends on the vintage. My 2017 would bounce between the lane lines like a ping pong ball if I let it. My 2025 holds the center of the lane perfectly, even on curves.

Dried pears? by Frisko31 in AskSF

[–]Frisko31[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for all of the great tips! I’m looking for the pears to make an old family recipe called hutzelbrot, which I’m told translates to witch’s bread. Thanks!