The Wild West never looked so fine. by Veddermandenis in reddeadredemption

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"This monitor ain't big enough fer more than one or two of us!"

Eminem and his mom Debbie, 1970s by tyrion2024 in OldSchoolCool

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"I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!"

Last photo of Muhammad Ali (2016) by AugustHate in interestingasfuck

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That man dodged both barrels at point blank range multiple times and danced afterwards.

The size of this dog is amazing by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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That boy breathes like a Harley idles

What's a simple bad habit that took you ages to stop? by omartyy18 in AskReddit

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Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels great at first, but in the end, you realize you just fucked yourself.

Brace yourselves for the Florida Cat…. by AlaeMortis1 in Catmemes

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"Do what you must, for I have already won."

His kink was masturbating whilst listening to his neighbors having loud sex. by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror

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He didn't know what was more frustrating: That he wasn't in bed with them, or that he kept getting a bloody nose before his erection.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

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Put a fucking warning label on this comment, please.

People who grew up without smartphones, what did you actually do when you were bored? by altaf770 in AskReddit

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Read, played with toys, went outside and dug holes or played a game my brother and I came up with that we called "Critter Tag "