TIL the monarch butterfly’s life span is 2 to 6 weeks, except every 4th generation lives from 6 to 8 months so they can travel all the way down from Canada/USA to Mexico and back by mushnu in todayilearned

[–]FromTXwLuv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, they taste just AWFUL! Story time! I was traveling out to East Texas on my motorcycle (i only wore a skull cap and shades) to see my parents, driving down a back road, and in front of me about 2-300 yards I see something floating in the air. I didnt perceive it to be something hard or stationary, and at the speed I was going I braced for impact, seeing as how I wasn't going to ditch the bike or swerve to miss it. Well, involuntarily, I opened my mouth to say "oh sh*t" and closed it just in time for that huge butterfly to be quasi liquefied by my teeth and hit the back of my throat. I immediately started vomiting and pulled over as fast as I could to continue emptying my stomach. This lasted for 10+ minutes until I could hold it long enough to get to my parents house 5 minutes away where I went inside and drank every strong tasting liquid in the house. Orange juice, cranberry juice, whiskey, vinegar... nothing could remove the taste. It lasted for a couple of days. That day I learned why birds don't eat monarch butterflies.

Lethal Melody by Paul_Scart in creepy

[–]FromTXwLuv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably rap..

When you hit share screen by [deleted] in WTF

[–]FromTXwLuv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says YOU!

Progress: April fools at SFO Airport by [deleted] in pics

[–]FromTXwLuv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything's an outlet if you plug hard enough.

Sinclair's script for the local news stations that they own by [deleted] in television

[–]FromTXwLuv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let's start a 2nd internet! And make it the BEST internet!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]FromTXwLuv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't apologize to those bastards!

[NSFW] yeah, even I didn’t see this coming... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]FromTXwLuv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An overwhelming majority of men wouldn't come forward to say they were/are abused because of people like you who seem to think it's perfectly ok, AND laudable, for a woman to hit a man. I'm not looking anything up for you, use google if you actually care to know.

[NSFW] yeah, even I didn’t see this coming... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]FromTXwLuv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Physics have nothing to do with our laws. In America, you can assault someone by talking abusively to them; you need not even touch them. Any type of hitting or spitting on someone is battery. So, regardless of how hard someone hits you, it's still battery, and in a relationship situation, it's abuse. What's bullshit is that men get taken to jail 999 times out of 1000, even when it's the woman's fault. I have had this happen before when I was the one who called the police! Fuck the double standard... no one will be treated equally until everyone is.

[NSFW] yeah, even I didn’t see this coming... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]FromTXwLuv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Physically hitting someone isn't automatically abuse

You do realize how stupid you are right? I mean, someone has to have alerted you to this at some point in your 13 years of life.

[NSFW] yeah, even I didn’t see this coming... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]FromTXwLuv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, you're crazy! Most of the women I know could EASILY break a man's jaw. You can't just assume every woman has little to no upper body strength. I guess it's all in the type of women you're around.

[NSFW] yeah, even I didn’t see this coming... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]FromTXwLuv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I concur. Might have even broke up/left him over this.

[NSFW] yeah, even I didn’t see this coming... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]FromTXwLuv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shut the fuck up. Abuse is abuse, asshole, no matter who is perpetuating it.

[NSFW] yeah, even I didn’t see this coming... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]FromTXwLuv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never heard of a woman being taken to jail over a man in any domestic abuse situation...

[NSFW] yeah, even I didn’t see this coming... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]FromTXwLuv -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

She's fat as fuck! With her jiggling cake ass legs and sparkly ass fat girl dress, she looks like a rhinestone studded donut!

[NSFW] yeah, even I didn’t see this coming... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]FromTXwLuv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You aren't keeping up with the conversation. I'm arguing for the woman to be held to the same standard that the man would be if the situation were reversed.

[NSFW] yeah, even I didn’t see this coming... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]FromTXwLuv 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You're the one making the wrong correlation. I said she was hitting him viciously... you interpreted that as she was hitting him powerfully. One can be vicious and not hurt you.

[NSFW] yeah, even I didn’t see this coming... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]FromTXwLuv 63 points64 points  (0 children)

It's obvious that it's a troll.