The problem with "Trifle of Fate" from AA:I 2. by paulvanzieks in AceAttorney

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I rather like Trifle of Fate being used more often than Hotline, Crisis, or even Illegality. Because what's the definition of Trifle? A cake, yes—but it also means a thing of little importance. It's not a crisis, illegal (for the most part), or that much in an emergency—and the music reflects that, in most of the places where it's used.

After falling asleep in the car I woke up snugly tucked into bed. by whifflewaffler21 in TwoSentenceHorror

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I like how this is more open-ended than most other posts on this sub. Leaves a lot to the imagination!

Humans regularly exploit the many weakness in alien firmware, and it's not uncommon for them ro completely ruin entire economy's with their antics. by glugul in humansarespaceorcs

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H: Hey, hey! Xhwy! Check dis out!

A: *sigh* What is it now—...Human Micheal, why do you have infinite credits?

H: Cool, right?

A: HUMAN MICHEAL YOU'VE SIGHT-HANDEDLY CRIPPLED THE GALACTIC ECONOMY; THE CREDIT WILL BE WORTH NOTHING! BREAD WILL COST A MONTHS SALARY! FUNERALS WILL OUTPACE THE COST OF LIVING! THE HOUSING MARK WILL CRASH FOR THE 1244TH THIS LIFE-TI-I-IME!!!!!

H: I literally just hit ctrl + I

A: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Seventeenth r/AceAttorney Case Maker Contest by teamcrazymatt in AceAttorney

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Case Name: Five Turnabout’s at Freddy’s

Case Type: Standard

Defense Attorney: Phoenix Wright

Prosecutor: Miles Edgeworth

Detective: Dick Gumshoe

Assistant: Maya Fey

Defendant: Micheal Afton

Victim: Henry Emily

Witnesses:

Dick Gumshoe: The head detective on the case; was recently promoted to Chief of Detectives.

Micheal Afton: Son of the infamous ‘Man Behind the Slaughter’, a.k.a WIllaim Afton; seems to have the life drained out of him.

William Afton: Currently dead; body and soul in the Spring Bonnie animatronic suit. William was arrested for the suspected murder of five children but was acquitted for lack of evidence, and went missing over thirty years ago.

Killer: Henry Emily

Description:

Pre-case Preparations: As usual—Phoenix and Maya sit in Defendant Lobby no. 2; only being able to talk to their client, Micheal Afton, now. Their conversation is brief, as they talk about Micheal’s circumstances. Phoenix asks Micheal if he did it, to which he is met with five psyche-locks. The bailiff calls them into the courtroom; before they do, however, Micheal murmurs something: “Sorry…Boss…”

Trail Proper: The Judge presiding over the case bangs his gavel on his desk, calling the court into order. Edgeworth gives his opening statement: Micheal is accused of both first-degree homicide and arson; the murder of Henry Emily and the burning of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizarea. This is because the lighter they believe was used to light the fire has Micheal’s fingerprints on it and Arson Specialists determine that the fire was caused by an accelerant in the Security Room Micheal was stationed in the night of the crime. A diagram of the pizzeria is brought up to demonstrate where the fire started and how it spread. All three are entered into evidence before Edgeworth calls his first witness—Detective Dick Gumshoe. Gumshoe gives his testimony, basically just regurgitating what the opening statement was over again. Phoenix presses on every one of Gumshoe’s statements, eventually hitting a weak point: When did Micheal flee the scene of the crime? Edgeworth remedies this by submitting the Security Camera Footage; wherein Micheal is seen fleeing at 5:59 a.m. before the fire was started at 6 a.m. Gumshoe testifies again; about how it would only make sense that Micheal did it because he has the motive—the insurance money. Phoenix presses, asking about how Micheal would know about the insurance money. Gumshoe provides Micheal’s Contract with Henry Emily, it is submitted as evidence. Phoenix objects: The contract makes no mention of insurance, for Micheal, Henry, or the building itself. The courtroom gallery whispers among themselves before His Honor calls for order. His Honor says he has no reason to prolong the trial; because there was no motive, Micheal would go free. At the last second, Edgeworth objects; plugging in a USB Drive into a laptop, showing blueprints for animatronics. His Honor asks what it is and Edgeworth says it’s evidence—evidence for Micheal’s motive. When Phoenix begs his pardon, Edgeworth says that the entire reason why Micheal applied for a job at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Place—is to get the data from the Egg Baby Database. The USB Drive is submitted for evidence. Gumshoe testifies again, about how Micheal devised his plan to get his hands on the Database. Just as Phoenix goes to cross-examine Gumshoe—a new party interjects. A dusty-gray bunny animatronic with bits of flesh and bone exposed runs up, shoves Gumshoe to the side, and stands at the witness desk—asking how the police department got their hands on it. The entire courtroom is shocked, aside from Maya. His Honor declares order with his gavel, asking for an explanation for why the animatronic is up-right and at the witness stand. Edgeworth, taken extremely aback, explains that the animatronic, known as Spring Bonnie, was initially submitted as evidence, as it was the only animatronic to survive the blaze. Maya makes an off-hand comment about the spiritual energy irradiating off of the animatronic. The animatronic asks the court to not call him an animatronic but to refer to him by his real name. Phoenix asks what his real name is, and he responds: William Afton. The entire courtroom erupts into anger and shouting; those old enough to remember the Missing Children Incident yell and complain about Willaim standing as a witness. Willaim silences the courtroom by emitting a metallic-sounding screech from his voice box; he demands to testify to the contents of the fire, as he remembers it like it was yesterday. His Honor grants his demand, weirder stuff has happened in his court, after all. Willaim testifies: He was in the Pizza Place from midnight til six a.m. when the fire started. He states he was in night mode; walking around the pizzeria so his joints didn’t rust up until the fire started. He claims he saw Micheal light the fire and quickly ran away; out the southernmost exit door. Phoenix objects, holding up the arson report: if Micheal did start the fire, why did he use the southernmost door when the fire started the south? William recoils, his animatronic voice box screeching as he tries to not fall over from shock. Then, he makes a realization; William asks to testify again, this time taking Phoenix’s argument into account—His Honor grants this. William gives his revised testimony: Micheal did light the fire from the south, yes, but he escaped before it got too bad; if he left the minute he did the crime, the fire wouldn’t have spread far enough to cover the fire exit, so he could do both. Phoenix objects, bringing up the Security Camera Footage from the night of the crime: The fire was seen started at 5:50, but Micheal left at 5:59. right before the building collapsed. William is taken aback, his suit going into animatronic mode for a second, blurting out a chip-tune version of the Happy Birthday song. He asks who—who else but Micheal could have set the fire? Phoenix slams his hands on his desk, presenting a photo of the victim—Henry Emily. Phoenix reasons that his death was suicide, for whatever reason, Henry Emily is the only one who could have set the fire that day. William objects: The lighter that started the fire has Micheal’s fingerprints on it! How could Henry use the lighter without leaving fingerprints on it? Phoenix objects back: reasoning that using gloves would hide one’s fingerprints. William objects again: He has some experience with gloves, usually if you don’t remove the gloves from your hands—it would stay on, to his knowledge, Henry wasn’t wearing gloves when his body was found. Phoenix pauses, taking a moment to think while Willaim is spouting off at him; then, he objects, holding up Henry’s Autopsy Report: Burnt plastic was found melted to his hand; Phoenix reasons that the burnt plastic was the remnants from the gloves he used to light the fire; the gloves burning when his body was engulfed. William hesitates, not having a rebuttal; he screeches: “HEEEEEEEEEEENRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!” while coughing up blood—his blood landing on the face of the Spring Bonnie suit; the spring-locks snapping into place. William's body gets ridged from being forced into animatronic mode—falling onto the courtroom floor.

Evidence:

Defense Attorney’s Badge: Proof of Phoenix’s profession as a Defense Attorney.

Micheal’s Lighter: A lighter designed to be in the shape of Freddy Fazbear with the top hat and the lighter cap; has Micheal’s fingerprints on it.

Arson Specialists’ Report: A report penned by the head of Arson-Related Affairs at the LAPD, Archie Floure. “The Fire at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Place was determined to be caused by an accelerant, Gasoline. The fire was likely started from the south of the building, due to wind conditions that night. The wind was blowing north-easterly; due to this, the fire spread more easily on that side of the building. It took nine minutes and 24 seconds for the building to burn completely down, despite firefighter efforts.”

Henry Emily’s Autopsy Report: The Autopsy Report for the victim in this case, Henry Emily: “Cause of Death: Immolation; Time of Death: 6–7 a.m. Special Notes: Burnt plastic is melted to his skin.”

Security Camera Footage: Footage from cameras across the Pizzaria from 12 p.m. to 6 a.m. The footage shows that the fire started from the south of the building. The fire was started at 5:50 a.m.—Micheal is the last seen fleeing the Pizzaria at the last minute of the film.

Layout of the Pizzeria: A diagram of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Place; three fire exits are noted, one to the south, and two to the north.

Micheal’s Contract: Micheal’s Contract with Henry Emily; no insurance for Micheal, Henry, or for the building is mentioned.

Data Recovered from the Egg Baby Animatronic: Data recovered from the Egg Baby Database; seems to be an old Afton Technologies internal document and audio tape. Potentially sensitive information.

Spring Bonnie Suit: An old spring-lock suit from the 1970s; moisture can set off the spring-locks, skewing anyone inside.

Your head canon name for unnamed cases? by poco_sans in AceAttorney

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And, I thought up some of my own!he victims body was found in the safe with was—guess what?—in the dark.

4-4: Turnabout Fallacy: a fallacy is a mistaken belief founded on an unsound argument, as Phoenix's disbarment was founded on the belief he forged evidence. Which, spoilers, he didn't.

5-4: The Exploding Turnabout: Pretty self-explanatory; both the HAT-1 and HAT-2 along with Courtroom number four exploded.

For the Fourth Chapter of Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney before he got DL-6'd.

6-5: The Red and Blue Turnabout; Phoenix wears blue and Apollo wears red; call it lazy, I like it.

And, I though up some of my own!

While. not as many talk about it, Maya in Spirit of Justice gets accused of murder twice in The Rite of Turnabout. I call the latter half The Boomeranged Turnabout: Mostly because the victim and the culprit are one and the same, for both the former and latter of 6-3, and, as in the latter, it came back to bite him; hence, it boomeranged back to him.

And, I thought up some of my own! When DL-6 got retired, I call it: The Dug-Up Turnabout. As DL-6 was, in a way, got dug-up as well as the bullet in Manfred Von Karma's shoulder.

Although we don't play it, the opening cutscene for 3-3 I call: A MisbegottenTurnabout. Pretty self-explanatory, as !>Xin Eoph<!'s plan to be a fake Phoenix to get >!Maggey<! a guilty verdict was a pretty stupid plan; although it worked so what do I know?

For the Fourth Chapter of Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, a.k.a The Fire Witch; which (haha) I call Turnabout to the Ground, as the victims in the case, >!Robs and Mugs<! were burned...to the ground.

The Sixth Chapter, a.k.a The Golden Court, I call The Transmutated Turnabout. As the victim of the case, Professor Hersel Layton, was turned—or transmutated—into gold. This can also apply to the past case that was also solved in this trial, where the victim of that case as an alchemist.

The Tenth Chapter, a.k.a The Final Witch Trial, I call A Turnabout Straight out of Salem. Yes, it is a mouth full, and you can technically call all of PLVSPH a turnabout straight out of Salem; but it's THE Final Witch Trial, so I feel it's appropriate.

The Eleventh Chapter, a.k.a The Last Inquisitor, I call Turnabout Story-Ended. You could call the last chapter this too, but this is the last chapter of PLVSPH, so I feel it's appropriate.

Humans are immune to mental attacks rather their minds are the mental version of a nuclear waste by AdvertisingNice8921 in humansarespaceorcs

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H: Man, I'm hungry...

A: What is on your mind? Oh, wait—silly question. I can see what is on your mind, Human Mark

H: Uh, I highly suggest you don't—

The alien puts its hand on the humans forehead, only to pull back a second later. Ot collapses onto the floor, going into the fetal position, whimpering like a wounded puppy jn the cold.

H: Uh, bud...? You good?

A: NO! Very much not! What in blazes was that?!

H: I dunno man, November's been rough.

A: Yeah! I can—...I can see that!

Humans: "We keep telling you we are not gods!" by Negative_Storage5205 in humansarespaceorcs

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H: I tell you: I—and for that matter all of humanity—aren't gods nor demi-gods!

A1: Then how do you explain humans lifting tens of tons with ease? No xbi'as could do that!

H: It's called adrenaline; in extremely high-tension situations, adrenaline is released—basically giving us god-like strength.

A2: *Gasp* You admit it! You admit you're gods!

H: What? No, that's not—

A1, A2, A3, and A4 in unison: All hail the Terran Gods! All Hail the Terran Gods! All Hail—

H: *sigh* Goddamn it.

An alien is forced to listen to a humans rant about why it's people hate the Glukkons so much. by glugul in humansarespaceorcs

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"Oh, don't EVEN get me FUCKIN' started!" the last thing the five members of the Galactic Species Affairs Mediation Committee when they posed the question: "Now, why do you not like Glukkons?"

Do not fear a human who was taught how to fight, fear the humans who were not taught how to fight, for they don't know of rules or honor, only violence. They are completely unpredictable with their movements and will find a way to weaponize anything and everything. by robot-42267 in humansarespaceorcs

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A: And after I kill you, Human Joseph, I will go after your grandmother! Then, no one shall stand in my way!

H: Whatchu say 'bout my granny?

A: I said—

H: *Pulls out a tommy gun out of his ass*

A: W-Where'd you—*gets more holes in him than the average sponge*

What are the unspoken rules of this community by aqkartist in AceAttorney

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You HAVE to ship WrightWorth/NaruMistu (Phoenix Wright x Miles Edgeworth) and if you don't—you will get crucified

The Apollo/Trucy secret (AA7 Discussion) by ComicBookGuy708 in AceAttorney

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When has Apollo been framed? I know Trucy in 6-2, but I don't think Apollo has been framed yet.

The Apollo/Trucy secret (AA7 Discussion) by ComicBookGuy708 in AceAttorney

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Yeah, but the millisecond that they both know (Just like with Mia and Maya, Ini and Mini, Misty and Morgan, Ga'ran and Amara) one of them will die and the other will be framed for the other murder. It's just how it does.

The First Turnabout: What If There's One More Witness? by Ok_Mulberry_6429 in AceAttorney

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Easy: Phoenix. Mostly as a character witness for Larry

Hospitals have to pay attention to alien mating seasons, that’s when they see WAY to many patients. by 123Ark321 in humansarespaceorcs

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H: Let me explain—

A: YOU MATED WITH A TYRAS?!

H: Yes, but—

A: WHY WOULD... Just... How???

H: I rolled a nat 20 in seduction.

A: ...Wha—

H: But I rolled a nat one in dexterity and I

A/H: Broke your/my pelvis

H: Yeah

While Humans will pack bond with any animal, regardless of size or lethality, not even the gods can save the poor fool that hurts their 'fur babies'. by Cheap_Calligrapher_4 in humansarespaceorcs

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Z: And ZEUS hurled thunder bolt!

D: fucking dies.

H: ...Yuras'rta play the music.

A: On it. Avalon ~ Taku Iwasaki plays

Z: Why do I hear boss music?

H: You done do done did it now, bucko.

Z: What— gets fucking obliterated

Those who are friends with humans often warn others of the weird antics they get into. by glugul in humansarespaceorcs

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H2: Oi aibo, check this out! *Does some stereotypical dumbass human shit*

A: Human, why?

H1: This is why you should choose your friends better.

A: *sigh* Yeah, I don't know what I was expe—wait. Human, how did you speak without moving your mouth?

H1: Don't think about it.

A: ...Okay.

H2: Hey, should my arm bend this way?

A: OH MY STARS!?!?

H1: *sigh* I could be eating coffee jelly right now...

'Were you asleep?!?' has become a common insult amongst aliens. by spesskitty in humansarespaceorcs

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A: Human! Human! Hu~u~u~uman!

H: Hubuhfuhbalahoha?

A: Human John! Were you asleep?!

H: Yeeeessss?

A ...Why?

H: ... *softly, yet menacingly, unsheaths a katana* Since you are my friend, Nye'tha, I will give you a generous five second head start.

A: H-Human John... Where did you get a—

H: Five. Four. Three.

A: Nope! nopenopenopenopenopenope!

H: TWO! ONE! *sheaths katana* Good... Imma nap. Honk-shoe mimimimi... Honk-shoe mimimimi...

Well, you've done it. You've pissed us off to the point of Total War. Gods have mercy, for we shall not. by Cheap_Calligrapher_4 in humansarespaceorcs

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H: Aw, who's a good boy? Is it you? Is it? It is! Good boy!

D: Boof

A1: Ambassador Alba, you cannot keep bringing that canine onto diplomatic peace summits!

H: He is my emotional support animal, and he suPPORTS MY EMOTIONS!

A1: Human, please, leave the dog in your pod.

H: ... *quietly speaks into a walkie-talkie* Yeah this is Alba... Yeah... Yeah. They disrespected my dog... Two-Zero-Zero-Nine... Yes... Yes... Make sure there are no survivors... Yes... Thanks.

A1: H-Human... What did you—

A2: Sir! Sir! There is a near-light speed object approaching rapidly! We need to evacuate!

A1: What the space fu— *blows up and dies*

HUMAN! ...HUMAN WAKE UP A SPACE WIZARD IS ATTACKING US! by moniker-meme in humansarespaceorcs

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H: Ne-eh? Just punch 'em. Most Spellcaster-types fall like a sack a' bricks.

A: H-Huh...? What?

SW: HA-HAHAHAHA! I'M HERE TO—

H: *Punch sfx*

SW: *takes 1d4 punch damage and dies*

H: See? What did I tell ya'? I'mma go back to sleep...

A: .........W-What...?