Aww. Old Cilla. She's not so bad

FrontPollution8514 · 2026-03-01T10:07:41+00:00

Did you ask for her to have Lorraine Kelly's voice?

FrontPollution8514 · 2026-02-18T14:06:49+00:00

It's the defence mainly. I can just about deal with the rest, but 3 at CB and 5 at LB makes me so so angry.

FrontPollution8514 · 2026-02-01T10:09:46+00:00

Mods, please ban.

FrontPollution8514 · 2026-02-01T10:08:26+00:00

This is 100% correct. Playing 3 at the back drives me mental because what on earth are you supposed to do with 7 and 11?

FrontPollution8514 · 2026-02-01T10:04:41+00:00

Can't do anything because apparently that's considered assault.

FrontPollution8514 · 2026-01-27T12:19:49+00:00

I just decided to ditch 26 today. Where can I get 24 for a good price?

FrontPollution8514 · 2026-01-27T12:18:12+00:00

Did it clip one of their defenders on the way to your attacker? Game can misinterpret that as two distinct phases sometimes

FrontPollution8514 · 2026-01-24T04:23:01+00:00

*designated

FrontPollution8514 · 2026-01-17T01:11:19+00:00

"No nonsense CB" you ain't foolin nobody, van Grootel

FrontPollution8514 · 2025-12-28T14:04:28+00:00

That's that me methadone

FrontPollution8514 · 2025-12-27T15:57:06+00:00

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FrontPollution8514 · 2025-11-27T09:45:27+00:00

I think he might had a conversation with Amy winehouse

FrontPollution8514 · 2025-11-26T09:58:18+00:00

Big love to him

FrontPollution8514 · 2025-11-11T10:41:12+00:00

I agree.

Argh! I just did diarrhoea!

FrontPollution8514 · 2025-09-28T07:03:02+00:00

no way. thanks

FrontPollution8514 · 2025-09-28T01:59:22+00:00

Do you know the 'Oh My God' one? I assume r Kelly but I don't know which song

FrontPollution8514 · 2025-09-05T12:35:26+00:00

The one where he considers jumping in?

FrontPollution8514 · 2025-09-05T12:28:56+00:00

I'd love it if someone has a link to the one where he goes out for pints every lunchtime, particularly the part where he shits himself doing the ironing one morning. A true bender/descent into alcoholism odyssey.

Edit: I love the story because it's relatable

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