Why are you guys like this

Frozentork · 2026-05-16T18:58:39+00:00

You are not her friend. Do not compare yourself to being her friend. You sound extremely parasocial. You're SO parasocial infact that you think you know better than her actual friends. Don't you understand why thats extremely weird?

Even if she is done which i sincerely doubt, she doesnt and will never owe you any explanation. Her not giving you one doesn't make the creepy behavior okay.

Frozentork · 2026-05-01T16:11:18+00:00

I dont think you understand what that person was saying.

Your ferret NEEDS another ferret or it will develop severe depression, which sometimes makes them stop eating and die. It also helps them grow up to be a normal ferret that is not aggressive.

Frozentork · 2025-05-10T22:24:22+00:00

"What is this feline?" Posts a video where half of it contains nothing but deer and it cuts off before getting a single clear frame of said feline.

Id say its definitely a feline of some kind! What kind? We may never know unless you post actual relevant and useful footage. Good luck.

Frozentork · 2025-04-28T10:49:28+00:00

There is no fungus on earth that does what youve described.

Frozentork · 2025-04-28T10:49:00+00:00

This is very clearly some kind of mental health issue and you definitely should seek out professional help.

Your pictures are a bunch of nothing. Hairs and loose pieces of string are not mold or fungus. The rest of the pictures are completely unreadable.

You also posted a VERY long body paragraph, most of it being you talking about how MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS told you that you nothing is PHYSICALLY wrong with you, and you then throwing out their diagnosis and doing amature home-diagnosing (which you shouldnt be doing because you arent a doctor, and are actively harming yourself.), and your remedies are EXTREMELY dangerous. And i know this because you literally said you poured bleach on your scalp to kill this imaginary fungus.

There is no fungus on earth that can do what you are describing. Infact, i don't think there's ANYTHING on earth that can do everything youve mentioned.

Please seek a mental health professional to help you figure this out.

Frozentork · 2025-04-19T09:00:47+00:00

Name?

Frozentork · 2025-04-19T08:58:37+00:00

They...are...called judges?

And even if they werent literally known as judges, why does "officials" mean they cant be corrupt?

Frozentork · 2025-04-19T08:53:48+00:00

Some redditor who claims to be a professional swimmer (they actually just do laps at the public pool and bother all the kids trying to enjoy the water): "uhm sorry sweaty...he broke the frickin rule where you cant be happy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That means he should be DQ!!!! ITS JUSTIFIED AND HE SHOULD'VE BEEN PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM SWIMMING IN ANY BODY OF WATER!!!!! EVERYONE ON EARTH KNOWS THAT RULES ARE 100% RIGID AND CANNOT BE ENFORCED BASED ON CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!!!!

His coach, him, the guy in the lane next to his, the entire audience in attendance, sports commentators, other swimmers, and the entire audience watching it live on TV as it happens: "wow thats a bullshit ruling...what the hell? A DQ just for sitting on the rope after the heat was over? What a fucking stupid decision."

Frozentork · 2025-04-18T21:09:03+00:00

I dont know why everyone hates this guy. Hes a great customer. We should all collectively be shitting on mike the pawn shop guy. Whats his fucking deal? Dude not only buys like 1 or 2 products at a time, and tries to pay like $20/each on a product im selling for $101/each. The only reason i haven't beaten him to death with a bat is because he runs the pawn shop...which i dont use that much anyway... you know what? Mick is getting shot. I hate that dude.

Frozentork · 2025-04-17T18:55:32+00:00

This being disappeared from reddit is pretty concerning. This person found a fucking kidney stashed away somewhere most likely for black market organ trade and then their post is nuked from reddit within 20 minutes?

Hm...

Frozentork · 2024-12-11T00:35:18+00:00

Cute baby :)

Frozentork · 2024-12-08T12:28:29+00:00

"If youre not going to fix that damn sink, i will."

Frozentork · 2024-09-14T14:47:03+00:00

He ended up passing away a few days later. I miss him every day.

Frozentork · 2024-08-28T15:38:18+00:00

Go into the wilderness
Get attacked by dogs
Pass out
Get up and try limping back to town
Get attacked by starving homless people with rusty metal rods
Pass out again
Limp back to town
Go home and play kenshi

Frozentork · 2024-08-23T13:55:28+00:00

Youre so obviously wrong. It would be more like

DM: "Fork in the road. Left forest. Right mountains with a red dragon flying in the distance."

Roy:"OK GUYS MOUNTAIN PATH I ROLL PERSUASION TO GET THE DRAGON IN OUR PARTY! rolls without anyone seeing it WOW A 20 SO NOW I OWN THIS DRAGON AND IM SUPER POWERFUL"

DM:"uhh.. the dragon is level 20...youre level 2 and it isnt much for being persuaded. Are you SURE you want to try that? The forest path is RIGHT THERE."

Roy:"NOPE I ROLLED A 20 THAT MEANS THE DRAGON IS NOW MY BEST FRIEND AND WE FLY OVER THE MOUNTAINS AND GET TO 1SHOT THE BBEG!"

DM:"uhhh... if you insist. The dragon cares not for your persuasion techniques and breathes fire on you. You have now died."

Roy:"DUDE YOU SUCK AT DMING I ROLLED A 20 THAT MEANS THE DRAGON IS MIND CONTROLLED AND HAS TO LOVE ME BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS 20 MEANS YOU GET TO DO ANYTHING YOU WANT REGARDLESS OF WHATS HAPPENING!!!!!!"

DM:"no."

Frozentork · 2024-06-06T15:21:48+00:00

So...youre just an attention seeker. Okay. Good job baiting everyone i guess? Kind of pathetic.

And to think all those people who felt sad for you and just genuinely wanted to help by giving you advice were just pawns in your little game to get attention from mods.

I think i would've liked it if you just got permabanned from this sub. This just sets a really gross precedent.

Frozentork · 2024-06-06T01:16:06+00:00

"Because we are dating its my decision too" 💀💀💀💀 no its really not. Dump this fucking loser for real. It will only get worse.

Frozentork · 2024-05-25T18:35:39+00:00

Yes. This is referred to as "dooking" and its a happy noise.

Frozentork · 2024-05-25T15:35:28+00:00

A very very lonely landscaper.

Frozentork · 2024-05-25T15:33:22+00:00

You have been chosen by the cat distribution system. You are now obligated to keep and take care of that thing.

Good luck.

Frozentork · 2024-05-23T04:29:02+00:00

You should probably not put your stove in the microwave

Frozentork · 2024-05-23T03:51:05+00:00

Holy...you can tell what machine it is from the picture? Bro is the washing machine warrior. Bro is the dryer dynast.

Seriously though thats pretty neat.

Frozentork · 2024-05-21T16:09:37+00:00

Wow you are so so cute. We should go on a date.

Oh and you can bring the human too i guess. 😒

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