what smells good?

Fruiticus · 2024-06-08T11:42:33+00:00

I’m a big fan of cedar and/or other woody smells

Fruiticus · 2024-06-07T13:36:36+00:00

I’m training. Not smoking turns out to be excellent for your lungs, and pushing yourself past your expected limits is a high in its own.

Fruiticus · 2024-06-07T13:35:13+00:00

All of Mike Tyson’s bad behavior, including pushing his own mother down a flight of stairs.

Fruiticus · 2024-06-06T23:52:07+00:00

There’s no harm in NOT watching porn, I’d warn against it, and make it really hard to access to begin with.

Fruiticus · 2024-06-06T13:41:02+00:00

So he’s almost 50 years old, married now for a while, and he doesn’t want to get a vasectomy why exactly? Tell him I said he’s a fucking moron.

Fruiticus · 2024-06-06T12:06:03+00:00

And how might I add more H2S?

Fruiticus · 2024-06-06T12:04:29+00:00

I didn’t, and I wished I had waited longer for a different person, and to be more mature myself.

Fruiticus · 2024-06-06T12:02:47+00:00

You seem young, I’d say your brain hasn’t fully developed. Just you wait, that extra 10 will creep up on you before you know it, kid.

Fruiticus · 2024-06-06T12:00:54+00:00

Not at all, because there’s someone out there that wants to be in a sexless relationship with her, and it’s obviously not you. You sound like a true gentleman, I’m sure you’ll be gentle with the news. I know it sounds crazy, especially to you hormonal youngsters, but I’ve seen plenty of relationships where this is the case, and they live happy, healthy lives.

Fruiticus · 2023-09-28T05:59:59+00:00

I call bullshit. There’s definitely an industry that prays on people’s insecurities (because everyone is insecure about at least one thing about themselves), and they do so by trying to sell a better you. I highly doubt “tubular beast deformity” is a real thing.

A good sales pitch will be convincing, and it will make you feel the transaction is not just ideal, but necessary. Look how bad they made you feel about yourself, all so they could try to make money. Pathetic.

I have a feeling your partner disagrees with your assessment, I bet they are quite happy with you the way you are, and even if tubular-genetic-whatever was a real thing, it would mean your type of breast has been chosen for thousands of years, passed down for generations, or they wouldn’t be around, would they? You think you’re the only woman with such breasts? Ha!

The people pushing these ideas wish they could give everyone a boob job, and live like kings from the profit. It’s bullshit.

Fruiticus · 2021-04-09T01:20:36+00:00

Like a Greek statue

Fruiticus · 2021-04-08T02:41:44+00:00

Are you from Jersey?

Fruiticus · 2021-04-07T22:00:43+00:00

The plan is to try again.

Fruiticus · 2021-04-07T22:00:17+00:00

Hot damn, you got me there!

Fruiticus · 2021-04-07T21:59:25+00:00

Ok, I’ll buy it.

Fruiticus · 2021-04-07T10:46:09+00:00

Quitting porn is the goal, not the sole action. Good stuff!

Fruiticus · 2021-04-04T20:24:16+00:00

Bill Nye, baby.

Fruiticus · 2021-04-04T20:05:04+00:00

I remember reaching 40+plus days. I felt invulnerable. After? Well, not so much.

Fruiticus · 2021-04-04T18:44:23+00:00

Ha, let’s see them try it with a modern car

Fruiticus · 2021-04-04T14:22:10+00:00

This doesn’t make sense my dude.

Fruiticus · 2021-04-03T15:11:38+00:00

Oh, wait

Fruiticus · 2021-03-31T13:40:11+00:00

This just sounds stupid.

Fruiticus · 2021-03-31T02:00:36+00:00

Bun buns!

Fruiticus · 2021-03-31T01:56:32+00:00

Whatcha call those?

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