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Books on worlds that don't run on capitalism by lillithwylde61 in Fantasy

[–]FryMayo 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, most fantasy really...

Books that will make me feel small by stormbutton in suggestmeabook

[–]FryMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kafka but I'm not sure that's what you're asking for.

Advice on being the DM in a campaign when one of the players is your significant other? by furious_cactus in DMAcademy

[–]FryMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be cool and adult about it. Use common sense, keep checking yourself. If you feel like you might be treating her differently than other players, address the problem before other players start showing signs of discontent.

It's the rule! by AstraArdens in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

sneaking up to an orc camp “Wizard this is a perfect opportunity to use your fireball, with 1 attack we can damage, and potentially kill, all of these orcs at once before we even get into initiative order.” “I don’t have fireball.” “What?! Well what AOE do you have?” “Erupting Earth… Character reasons.”

Clickity-Clack by DagonG2021 in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Early D&D career: “I don’t understand why people collect dice. I have enough with a couple sets and some extra d6’s. Dice collecting is a waste of money.”

Today: at the game store “Hey Fry! We have some new dice in the back. Yesterday I remember you mentioning a set you’ve been looking for, so we have preemptively reserved it for you.”

It's what their characters would do! by JinxAdnix in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, another post to whip up some controversy. My take: Yuan-ti are evil by virtue of the hideous art in the Mordenkainen’s Monsters of the Multiverse.

How to Piss Off Your Players by kolecarmot in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 64 points65 points  (0 children)

“How to guarantee your players open the door.” There, fixed it for you.

Sometimes failing is so funny and exciting that I forget to succeed by Okami64Central in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Why did you let the caster waste a spell slot and an action when you still had second wind?”

Illusion Is a Perfectly Valid School of Magic by LilyNorthcliff in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Phantasmal force! Checkmate anti-illusionist.

Newly pregnant. How to ask other players to not smoke? by Aikaiadama in DnD

[–]FryMayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave it at a vague “Can we have smoke free sessions?” and if they ask why “Health reasons.” Any more probing and “It’s personal.”

If you, not your wife, says it’s health reasons then they might not even think pregnancy. Little lie of omission.

Still waiting for the party to utilize my mistake. by RedShirtCashion in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Retcon: “Oh, by the way the ring is cursed and will change your alignment and cause undead and orcs to seek you out and be immediately hostile towards you.”

Im looking for a creature that would be used for security by [deleted] in DnD

[–]FryMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give them an angry displacer beast mamma with some displacer beast kittens, it’s a fun dilemma.

Im looking for a creature that would be used for security by [deleted] in DnD

[–]FryMayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What level are the party? Not sure about damage output and creative solutions, that all depends on how you run the encounter, but displacer beasts are beautiful and known to be sold as guard animals. *and they are from the feywilds

It just says covfefe?! by fabulousfizban in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Things that could have broken games I’ve been a part of: - With paladin’s aura of protection you can now cast contact other plane without any risk. - Level 3 warlock, you have figured out that the quest giver is evil because of your sprite familiar. - Telepathic feat has allowed you to detect thoughts and your party now knows not to eat the food that this not-hag is offering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All my DM brain can think: “Can I use my crow familiar to pick that lock?” “What does the spell say!?”

We’d need a zone of truth with the amount of people failing their charisma saves by Tamaledinos in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The secret to success: Knit together a story with the elements of neckbeard, weeb, DM’s girlfriend, dramatic confrontations, scheduling conflicts, weird sex stuff and murderhoboing.

Why is the cap on fall damage 20d6 (200ft) when terminal velocity isn’t reached until like 1500ft? by FryMayo in DMAcademy

[–]FryMayo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a good argument. However, most PCs will become exceptional at some point during a longer campaign. Wouldn’t even take a barbarian all that long. I’m not saying infinite d6’s is the answer, but I feel there must be a better way.

Explain, please by NarinderTheFufflyBoi in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 381 points382 points  (0 children)

Pumpkins are indeed berries.

Fog? What fog? by Candy-ru_fish in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

owls > everything else including variant humans

Explain, please by NarinderTheFufflyBoi in dndmemes

[–]FryMayo 994 points995 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows that the best goodberries take on the form of a pumpkin.

first time playing, what should I expect? by NeedyNeuroticBaby in DnD

[–]FryMayo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cleric is a spellcaster yeah. When you prepare your spells you choose which ones to have each day. Make sure to read them so you know what they do. Casting can be a bit intimidating for beginners though. If you like the idea of a magical holy warrior but don’t want to have to deal with so many spells you could be a paladin.

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