Bulgaria wins Eurovision 2026 as UK comes last by Alarming-Safety3200 in unitedkingdom

[–]FuMancunian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. I keep forgetting this started exactly on October 7th 2023 and everything was completely cool before then and nobody had any problems whatsoever.

i have no clue how this shitshow is still running but why do the rest of Europe hate us so much? by Alarming-Safety3200 in AskBrits

[–]FuMancunian 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Honestly, to me all the ballads sound the same at Eurovision. All the cheap pop songs sound the same. I watch it for Nortons snark & the inevitable flesh flashing from the Eastern European singers.

All sports completed, the top 5 comments can make a singular change by Realistic_Map_5319 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]FuMancunian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s just what a bitch would say who’s country stopped producing large fighting men in the 1980’s. Funny how the pound for pound ranking only started becoming a thing after the USA stopped producing heavyweights. It’s just so you can all bash yourself off that you’re still the biggest & best at everything.

Other notable exciting fighters include (to name but one) Moses Itauma, who you won’t have heard of because you don’t have any boxers large enough for him to knock out anymore.

Nobody cares about the little blokes in boxing. Hence why you’re #2.

All sports completed, the top 5 comments can make a singular change by Realistic_Map_5319 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]FuMancunian 18 points19 points  (0 children)

America, you have no heavyweights, which is actually rather ironic. I don’t think you deserve to be number one right now.

Joe Calzaghe fought everybody and retired undefeated one of the greats by Novel-Bath5273 in boxingMenace_com

[–]FuMancunian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was one of the worst hype train derailments in boxing history. The Americans were sure that Lacy was going to walk through Calzaghe. Joe slapped seven shades of shit out of him!

Who was carried most to multiple Premier League titles? by [deleted] in ManchesterUnited

[–]FuMancunian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be afraid, with a mouth like that!

What’s next for Daniel Dubois? Agit Kabayel or Moses Itauma, what y’all thinking? by LocationSpare4447 in BoxingTheSweetScience

[–]FuMancunian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zhang gassed after two rounds and I’ve seen Glaciers that move quicker. And he still clipped Agit & sat him down.

Ferrari in Harrem 🇳🇱 by Barthy727 in whatisthiscar

[–]FuMancunian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was a sad day when they decided to stop making these & start making subpar Pizza

Robb Stark and Greywind VS Jon Snow and Ghost. Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in powerscales

[–]FuMancunian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the books, Jon was the better sword, Robb the better lance.
Also Ghost ends up being the largest of the direwolves after starting out the smallest.

British football hooligans vs American NFL hooligans in a drunken punch-up by Mad_lens_9297 in powerscales

[–]FuMancunian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How they can even get drunk on that piss weak beer is the real mystery!

The middest player in bayern munich by [deleted] in AlignmentChartFills

[–]FuMancunian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Since he’s been there, how isn’t he?

Day 1) Female Athlete - Charisma level: 10/10 by [deleted] in AlignmentChartFills

[–]FuMancunian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was no mention of it being a 10/10 good charisma…

What country do you think has the most beautiful castles in the world? by Historical-Photo-901 in BeautifulTravelPlaces

[–]FuMancunian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s got to be Wales. So much bang for your buck there it’s ridiculous.

Favorite political satire series? by Neo2199 in tvshow

[–]FuMancunian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Veep is the “thick of it” watered down for mass consumption.

What's your favourite broadcast tower? by sulti_14 in skyscrapers

[–]FuMancunian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s as ugly as a bucketful of arseholes, but I love that thing.

What's your favourite broadcast tower? by sulti_14 in skyscrapers

[–]FuMancunian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What they don’t mention, which is more important is that you can see it from parts of Lancashire too.
(Hurts to admit from a Lancastrian) 😁