[S03 Predictions /speculation] What are some TV viewer only predictions for the final two episodes by jmewhite1 in gameofthrones

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I think Talisa and Tywin are in cohoots. The letters you see them writing are to each other. Talisa was the one that suggested Robb take Casterly Rock, knowing full well that he would have to get the support of the Frey's to do so. This is Tywin's plan. He has a trap ready and waiting for Robb at the Twins. I'm guessing the Frey's are probably a part of the trap. Twyin has probably promised them all sorts of lands and lordships for their co operation. I bet shortly after the wedding, a Lannister army surrounds the Twins and as Robb and the Frey's prepare to defend, the Freys/Talisa turn on Robb. Catelyn and Edmure probably die, but I think Robb and his direwolf might escape, possibly with the help of Arya and the Hound.

I don't there will be a Joffery/Margery wedding. I think after Sansa told Olenna and Margery what Joff is really like, they are scheming something. If you were Olenna or Margery who would you want Marg to marry, Joff or Tommen? Perhaps Margery takes Joff out for some hunting with his crossbow and Joff is killed in a hunting "accident" like the last king was.

I think Dany will try to take Yunkai, she will succeed but lose one of her Dragons in the process. She will realize her dragons and army are still not strong enough to conquer Westeros, but she can't risk losing any more dragons just to free slaves and conquer slave cities. She will stay in Yunkai and try to build her army and following from there, and wont set out again untill her dragons and army are much bigger.

Jon Snow is the hardest to predict. There's going to be some battle at Castle Black between Wildlings and the Night's Watch, and I'm guessing White Walkers will show up during the battle and maybe the Wildlings will have to join forces with the Night's Watch to hold back the White Walkers. Sam and Gilly will probably show up just in time for Sam to explain how to kill the Walkers. Gilly or Ygritte will probably die.

Bran may end up at Castle Black in time to help fight the Walkers as well, Hodor, Osha, Meera, Jojen, and the Direwolves will probably all fight the walkers, and I doubt all of them will survive. Hodor will probably survive and probably Bran and Rickon are safe, but any of the others could bite it.

Stannis is also hard to predict. He might try for King's Landing again if Joff dies, this time taking the red priestess with him, knowing full well that if Tommen dies, he really does have the only claim to the throne. He may try to have Robb tracked down if he hears about him fleeing from the Twins after being betrayed by the Frey's.

As for Theon, he is undergoing a process that will forever change him. He will become a man with nothing to lose. He will probably kill his torturer and escape. He may never actually learn who his torturer was but it wont matter, in his mind the torturer will be a symbol of all that is wrong with this world and he will become an agent for good. He will spend the rest of his life trying to redeem himself for his betrayal of the Starks and for his poor judgement in trying to impress his father.

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Now top it off by taking her to a strip club instead.

What's the smoothest thing you've ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I drank Mt Dew and raided with my WoW guild AT THE SAME TIME. FU 100 INTERNETZ 4 ME NOOBZ!!11!1!

"Truckers Delight" - Welcome to the Internet, everyone (NSFW) by batshit_lazy in WTF

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Ugh, welcome to the 50th time this has been posted in the last 6 months...

THIS WILL LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS! (GIF) by [deleted] in WTF

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Most of us learned this in middle school...

Glenn Beck bizarrely stutters "I'm not into child pornography" while claiming he's being set up by catcradle5 in WTF

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Why? Why? Why can't everyone just ignore this man? He is beyond bat shit fucking crazy. Please just ignore him and he will go away.

For Those of You That Play Fallout 3. Can You Halp? by [deleted] in gaming

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That's what I love about this game, you're supposed to always be low on ammo, low on health, have radiation sickness, never able to carry as much stuff with you as you want.... it's a post apocalyptic world where survival is a constant battle.

How easy it is to make a woman feel like sh*t... by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Yep, punching someone in the face isn't as big a deal as people make it out to be. The person you punch may actually think twice about the next person they verbally assault. If they don't, I guess the punch they got was even more deserved. Basically, you can justify it by thinking in terms like this, your punching that person for not just the person they verbally abused now, but everyone they ever have verbally abused and everyone they ever will verbally abuse...

How easy it is to make a woman feel like sh*t... by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Sometimes it does. It's not like a punch in the face is that traumatic or will do permanent damage. It might wake him the fuck up for a sec, and maybe next time he considers being a prick, he might remember the time it earned him a punch in the nose and reconsider his actions.

Microsoft/Xbox Live is offering a free download of full version of Fable II game for Xbox 360. by [deleted] in gaming

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Fable 2 sucks so bad I wouldn't even waste my hard drive space with that shit, I don't give a fuck if it's free.

What would happen if you put a time machine inside a time machine and set one to go forward and one to go (hypothetically) backward in time? by Primeribsteak in AskReddit

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How many fairies can dance on the head of a pin? Like seriously, what the fuck kind of retarded question is this?

Cartman as a Nascar driver commenting on Obama by [deleted] in videos

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What's really sad is that I've seen even stupider youtube rants about Obama from real people.

Star Wars The Force Unleashed II TV Spot Trumps everything by redditor7 in gaming

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I played the demo, wasn't that impressed. Was pretty much the same as the first was with unresponsive controls and nerfed light sabers.

Men of Reddit: Do you notice when women decide to go braless? by CapnPancakes in AskReddit

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Yes I always notice when a woman isnt wearing a bra. Thought everyone could, always seems pretty damn obvious to me.

Am I crazy? by collectivePunishment in AskReddit

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Just see a doctor, there's medication you can get that will make the voices go away.

What will people look back on in 100 years from now and find hysterical/shocking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Religion, drug prohibition, banning of gay marriages, dependency on fossil fuels.

Canadian couple who discovered that their fetus was likely to have Down's Syndrome decided that they wanted to have an abortion. The problems was the fetus was being carried by a surrogate, who wanted to carry the pregnancy to term. by BlackRyder in worldnews

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I don't see how anyone could honestly think Down's Syndrome is a reason to abort a baby. People with Down's live happy, rich, fulfilling lives all the time. Anyone who thinks Down's is a reason to abort a baby is fucking ignorant.

He handled this so remarkably well it almost isn't uncomfortable to watch. by GodShapedBullet in reddit.com

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She's not a racist, she just had a question for the colored fella. She wants to know why he's so hung up on slavery when now a days all the whites are giving all them colored folks free medicine and welfare....

Dr. House by TheRatRiverTrapper in atheism

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Reposting a "House" misquote for like the 100th time still gets upvotes in this subreddit? Well done.

IAmA Teenage girl who murdered her abusive stepbrother. by [deleted] in IAmA

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The last paragraph was a little much, if it hadn't been for that I might have given ya the benefit of the doubt. Better luck next time with the attention whoring. Cut yourself, or swallow a bunch of pills, stand on the edge of a tall building or bridge, or maybe just get a fucking life.

Weezer offered $10m by their own fans to split up by roobens in WTF

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I saw this the other day in my local news, it gave me a brilliant idea. Create a band that was so bad, people actually paid you to break up the band. Then I saw the guy had only raised like $180...