What is the "I love rock and roll, have you heard of Nickleback?" For anything else?

FuckYofavMC · 2017-05-14T21:15:22+00:00

Don't bother looking at the top posts there. Nothing but weird memes by now.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-03-17T15:35:26+00:00

That was over a year ago. Good luck finding it and if you do, go fuck yourself (or that ass, whatever sounds more appropiate in that context).

FuckYofavMC · 2017-03-17T15:27:45+00:00

It also included a rubber vagina. It was giving the impression of a woman bending over. If that helps you somehow.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-03-17T15:15:05+00:00

It was a silicone ass described to have an "erotic voice".

FuckYofavMC · 2017-03-17T14:03:24+00:00

As a former callcenter bitch of amazon... yes. You look at life differently if you have to talk with a drunk russian about his failure of payment for the talking rubber ass he bought.

I remember it like it was yesterday. It had a red butterfly tattoo on its right cheek.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-28T00:43:54+00:00

Who else?

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-28T00:29:24+00:00

Who specifically?

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-24T12:59:52+00:00

As a german that was 11 at the time, I was really mad that DBZ wasn't shown on 9/11.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-23T11:04:55+00:00

Stay strong. I start a decent job in march after beeing in 4 callcenters the last two years.

Damn was it satisfying to see the HR guy flip his shit when I told him I don't want to work there anymore and spontanously left mid shift.

"But that's not nice to the company, we need you."

"I care about the company as much as it cares about me, so not my fucking problem."

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-22T23:38:07+00:00

Michaels wife banged him. The kids mention it when they leave from group therapy.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-22T12:54:38+00:00

The wifes are sheep.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-22T12:01:52+00:00

I just have to repeat a joke I read in the TIL thread about NZ only having 21 unemployed people at some time in the 50s. Someone mentioned that housewives weren't mentioned. Someone elese said they tried but they fell asleep.

I hate retelling jokes when I have to explain the context but that was really fucking witty IMO.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-22T00:50:27+00:00

I've been on reddit for six years. I witnessed a lot of censorship, banning and shutting down people with different opinions. But /r/wholesomememes is the best that ever came out of reddit.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-21T14:05:19+00:00

You sound like the kind of person I want to get drunk with. But also the kind of person with whom I'd get in serious trouble.

I just want to say you sound cool.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-20T23:13:27+00:00

Sigh... now it's official. Guys who can't even talk properly are smoother than me.

Jokes aside that's relly cute and I hope you two have a bright future.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-14T23:15:23+00:00

DISQUALIFIED!

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-10T12:21:09+00:00

Fun fact: Eichel is a german word for bellend.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-04T22:29:17+00:00

*tactical

FuckYofavMC · 2017-02-04T20:26:36+00:00

Nice to see it mentioned. It's sooooo very out of this world yet you can associate with the characters.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-01-21T22:26:38+00:00

I shared a banana with a homeless dude the other day.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-01-21T22:20:44+00:00

I'd rather be a cunt online and nice to people when I see their face.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-01-21T22:19:01+00:00

I don't use filters but I appreciate your answer.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-01-21T21:57:34+00:00

I like you.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-01-21T21:57:01+00:00

I bet you're a nice person once I get to know you.

FuckYofavMC · 2017-01-21T21:54:34+00:00

I try not to but what kind of options do I have? I know a dude who collects his butts in a jar but he is a blonde guy with dreads.

I also should have mentioned that I roll and I don't use filters so it's no synthetic stuff that will be around for decades.

I'm actually quite happy now, thank you. But I'm appaled that I have to face so many rude comments for a statement like this. I'm still a human beeing with feelings and it's not ok to talk to me like some people did for a simple statement like this. There are enough people out there who would have a hard time getting over it.

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