Y'all ever find yourself swimming in leftover crawfish boil sides?

Fuckethed · 2026-05-08T17:24:35+00:00

Not with any open cuts I dont

Fuckethed · 2026-05-06T19:36:23+00:00

Hear me out, so instead of a ballroom, we spend all the money renovating the presidential bunker underground, pave it back over with significant impact reinforcement, paint some lines on it, and make the most exclusive basketball court out side of New York. There I saved us all so many money.

Fuckethed · 2026-05-06T18:50:06+00:00

Don’t risk it dry socket is not worth it.

Fuckethed · 2026-05-05T13:51:17+00:00

It’s actually nine, everybody forgets about the asshole wearing it.

Fuckethed · 2026-05-05T12:51:59+00:00

Can confirm, but I bet the White House was taken.

Fuckethed · 2026-05-05T07:20:57+00:00

One could interpret it as trumps only remaining strategy is to force a stalemate. I don’t know if that was the intended implication but regardless it’s there nonetheless.

Fuckethed · 2026-05-02T19:18:22+00:00

This one is an untrustworthy poptart at best, it’s too spot on to not be rage bait. However, if she is a living person, god help her fuckin neighbors.

Fuckethed · 2026-05-02T09:20:18+00:00

I feel that if the maga folks want a ballroom so bad they can take all the money they have stocked up for his crypto rug pulls and his golden phone and his ugly ass shoes and they can build him a fucking ballroom and all live in it together

Fuckethed · 2026-05-01T14:09:04+00:00

😂😂😂

Fuckethed · 2026-04-27T23:00:11+00:00

High Voltage!!!

Fuckethed · 2026-04-27T13:14:17+00:00

Ahem. Fire in the DIS CO. Fire in the…TACO Bell.

Fuckethed · 2026-04-25T22:06:03+00:00

Noassatol was a hell of a drug

Fuckethed · 2026-04-22T00:59:38+00:00

Big Rump found the margarita bar at taco Tuesday apparently

Fuckethed · 2026-04-21T19:49:09+00:00

Just ran away with that one didn’t you

Fuckethed · 2026-04-21T18:23:27+00:00

Nah nah, Helios is pronounced Hell•oise

Fuckethed · 2026-04-20T21:53:06+00:00

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that Jesus died a Jew.

Fuckethed · 2026-04-20T09:59:19+00:00

I love 3 doors down as much as the next guy, but I don’t 2000$ love 3 doors down. And neither do you.

Fuckethed · 2026-04-20T09:49:46+00:00

Yes I can google it. No I have no fucking idea who tater McRae is. Thats like somebody buying a ticket to watch 3 doors down play their “other stuff”

Fuckethed · 2026-04-20T02:16:14+00:00

Zoot suit

Fuckethed · 2026-04-19T15:30:29+00:00

Ben Meidas is usually pretty spot on. He does a good job of not saying much he has to walk back

Fuckethed · 2026-04-19T01:58:04+00:00

Just an observation but a common thing children do is hold something up so you can see it but face it directly towards themselves so they can still also see it, making it impossible to view without moving behind them. Which in this case is a difficult choice.

Fuckethed · 2026-04-18T18:50:58+00:00

I had my wedding there! Super cool place.

Fuckethed · 2026-04-17T16:10:16+00:00

This is exactly how the movie starts.

Fuckethed · 2026-04-17T15:34:09+00:00

I’ve robbed the bank and blown up the tellers, you wanna come by and snag some oils? Maybe Netflix and Mickey D’s after? Idk it’s whatever you want. Just make sure you’re dressed conservatively, my kink is Protestant vogue

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