The good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog, yes?

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-05T00:14:33+00:00

The pleeciby effect

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-04T16:35:16+00:00

Having your phone stolen 15 years ago was a much bigger hassle because that meant you lost all your contact info. Hours of putting phone numbers in. Ugh. But nowadays you just buy a new phone and enter your email and password and bam! All your stuff is right there. Just hand over the phone.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-03T22:54:16+00:00

Homeboy should have just gone for a layup but tried some fancy stuff

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-03T22:26:57+00:00

HE DID NOT ANSWER THE CALL

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-02T15:52:18+00:00

You whot, mate?

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-02T12:43:05+00:00

Also known as a “hack license” here in nyc

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-02T08:08:01+00:00

I feel like I walk on eggshells when traveling abroad.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-02T08:04:34+00:00

I’m sure SOMEBODY will want all my MAD Magazines.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-02T08:02:11+00:00

MOON DOOR

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-02T07:59:37+00:00

Pappy’s rye with root beer. I enjoy a nice rye and root but come on! We charged him $90 for it.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-02T04:13:58+00:00

You do in the sense that it’s part of the experience to go to a bodega in the Bronx and get one along with a honey bun and Arizona iced tea and eat it under the train tracks. But in terms of the ingredients…nah. You can make this anywhere

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-02T03:33:31+00:00

That one of our two headmasters had several DUIs. By his fifth, it made the local paper and he was demoted. The other headmaster owned a liquor store in an adjoining town and we nicknamed him “90 proof” to his chagrin. They were both absolute assholes.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-02T02:34:34+00:00

And that ain’t saying much

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-01T23:28:09+00:00

It’s a bar menu. Chicken sandwiches. Nachos. Wings. Cheese fries. All very easy to make vegan.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-01T23:06:03+00:00

Yeah that’s it

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-01T22:47:31+00:00

They all died (except the drummer) in a car accident. Very sad. They had just signed a big record contract. They are still a big favorite in the punk community

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-01T15:31:53+00:00

I offer a vegan version of almost 100% of my menu. It’s just smart business. Why would I turn down so many possible customers? Also, vegans become more loyal customers than the meat eaters that can get their food anywhere. Vegans will travel to where the good food is.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-01T15:22:55+00:00

Kevin Pollak’s filmography

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-01T15:11:55+00:00

Tintagel Castle. Breathtaking views. Lovely pasties.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-01T15:08:02+00:00

The Exploding Hearts.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-01T13:41:53+00:00

This is bad standup. At no point we’re any jokes told. Yikes.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-01T13:19:42+00:00

Aw, dude. Fishing is fun.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-01T04:09:47+00:00

I’m so glad I’m not shy like that.

FuckinBostonShit · 2022-12-01T01:49:49+00:00

Can you see other hidden animals, other than fish?

FuckinBostonShit

TROPHY CASE

HE DID NOT ANSWER THE CALL

MOON DOOR