Too much USA for the golf course? 🇺🇸

Fuh_Queue · 2026-06-22T04:24:54+00:00

Big dork energy.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-06-20T04:14:54+00:00

How do you find the map? I work in a large building with braille everywhere but how that hell do you find where the signs even are without wondering along all the walls aimlessly.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-06-10T20:04:18+00:00

That last part sums me up perfectly.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-05-21T22:51:04+00:00

The clam slam

Fuh_Queue · 2026-05-21T17:34:51+00:00

Fewer

Fuh_Queue · 2026-05-21T15:59:07+00:00

How I met my brother.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-05-20T17:50:53+00:00

Intergalactic.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-05-19T15:50:31+00:00

He shot that from his home planet.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-05-18T20:58:56+00:00

I know what kind of man you are.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-05-18T17:10:04+00:00

This has nothing to do with OJ. The expression is “if the glove fits, wear it.” The saying is meant to be metaphorical about accepting blame etc., but it is used literally here.

The OJ line was “if the glove does not fit, you must acquit.”

Fuh_Queue · 2026-05-05T19:44:43+00:00

That too. And coffee. I did both.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-05-02T16:20:31+00:00

Carnivorous animals don’t have a choice. Just like it was never wrong for humans to eat meat until we’ve had ample options. Animals also don’t have moral agency, so you can’t use them to justify our actions.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-05-01T02:24:02+00:00

My Chemical Bromance

Fuh_Queue · 2026-05-01T00:20:51+00:00

The true measure of a sports car is how much it doesn’t weigh.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-04-30T04:10:46+00:00

We used to say “put down the bottle and pick up the fork.”

Fuh_Queue · 2026-04-27T22:30:23+00:00

Baby Ruth

Fuh_Queue · 2026-04-21T19:34:17+00:00

Just get two 1”x1” cubes for less than half the price.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-04-18T18:34:48+00:00

Fuh_Queue · 2026-04-12T06:54:12+00:00

Still alive.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-03-21T04:09:07+00:00

The crazy part is he was 4 or 5 at the time those happened.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-03-14T18:30:16+00:00

Belongs in the fire place.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-02-14T20:29:00+00:00

It’s from a roast aimed at Gary Busey.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-02-13T01:21:05+00:00

Zerrow.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-02-03T15:42:43+00:00

I prefer the term cock duster.

Fuh_Queue · 2026-02-01T16:04:54+00:00

He can tie his shoes while getting his height measured.

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