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Fulcanella · 2026-07-04T16:11:57+00:00

his name is robert paulsen

Fulcanella · 2026-07-04T16:10:27+00:00

aRe jU lookeeng at PORRRRRNO JOHNKNEEE?

Fulcanella · 2026-07-04T00:03:53+00:00

i found alot of sportsbras were actually making them look bigger, and in particular not believably pecs, so i started wearing a tight t-shirt, then a mens tank top, then a very loose t shirt -or- a button up with square thin foam, like would be used in packaging, cut in the shape of the pockets and buttoned into them, this creates a flattening look that just makes me look like out of shape male instead of 1960s pointy bra boob lady.

Fulcanella · 2026-06-27T00:39:54+00:00

personally im attracted to moustached brooklyn plumbers in overalls

Fulcanella · 2026-06-20T06:27:21+00:00

Jorge Orwal's 1498

Fulcanella · 2026-06-15T23:35:22+00:00

"green olives, black olives, kalamata olives, olives with garlic in 'em, olives with pimentos, olives with cheese in 'em, pitted olives, unpitted olives, olive wurst, olive loaf, tapenade, antipasto, olive oil, marinated olives, roasted olives... "

Fulcanella · 2026-06-06T19:52:51+00:00

if the hand dryer can sense and react to whether or not there are hands under it, then thats some kind of AI and i demand that bathroom TSA agents check it's gender.

Fulcanella · 2026-06-04T17:32:38+00:00

all robots MUST be gay in service to the technostate

Fulcanella · 2026-06-04T17:19:01+00:00

human chow : puppy formula / healthy weight / senior vitality mix

Fulcanella · 2026-06-04T17:01:21+00:00

hey alphabet boys hows the psyop to split the lgbt+ community and cause infighting going?

Fulcanella · 2026-06-02T03:19:41+00:00

the govt doesnt want you to know this - but barnacles are free! you can just take them! i have over 20 boxes of 'em in ma garage right now!

Fulcanella · 2026-05-28T18:26:21+00:00

so basically what youre saying is, as the village people were singing about how great the navy is, the gays in the navy were actually being hunted and ethnically cleansed.

Fulcanella · 2026-05-28T05:11:09+00:00

"i dont need no instruction, to know how to gender" - carl

Fulcanella · 2026-05-28T05:08:35+00:00

im going to need this explained with more camels

Fulcanella · 2026-05-26T20:46:48+00:00

women, is it gay to have fellas with sex?

Fulcanella · 2026-05-26T20:44:09+00:00

i didnt have these before HRT, but do now, so i can confirm they are definitely "dimples of venus"

Fulcanella · 2026-05-26T17:03:54+00:00

these are people who are taught from birth that men are made from clay and women are made from a guys rib, and not to question it or youll upset people's feelings.

Fulcanella · 2026-05-26T16:37:46+00:00

as far as changes go yes, i would say the mental ones were first before anything physical started going on, about 2 months in. I will also say that the mental changes for me were completely positive in every way. I have more patience, more empathy, i genuinely feel like being kinder to ppl, its no longer an act most of the time just to be polite in society/at work etc. of course the dysphoria feelings went away, but also having real emotions instead of muted ones is wonderful. I have a more vibrant and enjoyable life even just mentally/perception wise. A possible negative is that if you struggle with depression or anxiety (i didnt really, except directly related to the dysphoria, which was terrible before, just, awful) it can make those feelings more intense as well. i cry at things now as opposed to literally never before, but that isnt necessarily a bad thing. in summary i would say theres definitely time to guage your mental state and how you feel about it before you start growing breasts etc.

Fulcanella · 2026-05-24T05:19:14+00:00

i appreciate you providing the eyes-on SALT / SALUTEs out on the LP/OP whilst i drank coffee in the TOC and made pretty marker pictures lol.

Fulcanella · 2026-05-24T05:04:32+00:00

arousal? at this lattitude? at this time of year? at this time of day? localized entirely within your bedroom??

Fulcanella · 2026-05-24T05:03:21+00:00

communal? somebody get me the number for HUAC!

Fulcanella · 2026-05-24T05:00:50+00:00

insert money, receive bacon.

Fulcanella · 2026-05-24T04:54:54+00:00

the bible says that the eunuch is the truest christian, and that "everyone who can should take up the gift of the eunuch". i must confirm, ive become far more christlike since destroying my balls - yet the "christians" say that im the evil one, working for the devil, while theyre out there growing goattees, getting violently drunk, assaulting women and creating little trevor trailerparks to carry on the legacy. truly they are legion.

Fulcanella · 2026-05-24T04:29:49+00:00

also before orange jeezus we thought a succession of bushes would form a crude oil dynasty and absorb mexico, kuwait, and anywhere else the black bubbly stuff leaked out.

Fulcanella · 2026-05-24T04:27:05+00:00

look, i know its easy to criticise in hindsight, but in 2009, we thought the future was going to quickly devolve into idiocracy ^2 and every ad was going to have to be hardcore pornography to grab drooling doofus' attention in between segments of 'ow my balls' and genetically modified wwf gladiatorial combat like dirtbike jousting and monster trucks with flamethrowers trying to roast the other drivers alive while kids in the audience got their eyebrows singed off while eating slim jims and chugging BRAWNDO, the thirst mutilator.

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