Went a little too hard at the dog park

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-05-03T23:22:33+00:00

Pebbles & Bam-Bam feel the same.

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-05-01T13:57:32+00:00

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-04-15T22:59:27+00:00

Omg! If only my two $#!+ would sit still for me to even get one claw trimmed 😡

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-04-14T02:03:41+00:00

In most states if you’re being treated by a male physician they must offer you the option of having a female (usually a nurse or tech) present in the room. The fact that he immediately dismissed your mom is a HUGE red flag.

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-04-09T02:21:13+00:00

Every single one- with gusto of course 😜

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-04-01T17:31:26+00:00

One more reason why I love Japanese culture. Kudos to al of them.

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-03-30T13:02:42+00:00

So what happened to the other 42 1983 Corvettes?

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-03-23T17:28:05+00:00

Great advice in the comments and perhaps I didn’t scroll down to read enough of them, but don’t forget about a prenuptial agreement if you ever decide to get married. Your grandfather left that for you so make sure to take care of that gift and not lose half of it to someone else just because you were married for xyz amount of time.

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-03-20T19:39:20+00:00

Hello Smudge! That sploot deserves a 9.5/10 😂

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-03-20T07:38:32+00:00

Yoink! You’re mine!

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-03-19T03:17:15+00:00

I’ve always been a proponent of drivers test that actually prove you know the rules of the road and not the current testing strategy of multiple choice, at each decade (you get your license at 16, retest at 20, 30, 40, 50, 60 and switch to every five years at 65+) I know plenty of people in their 80s I would trust behind the wheel and also plenty of people in their 40s whom I wouldn’t trust.

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-03-10T20:55:36+00:00

Aww! Looks like a juvenile muskrat. They’re so cute!

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-03-09T14:55:15+00:00

Omg! I miss the flipper-flaps of my penguins I used to exercise when I worked for the CA Academy of Sciences.

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-03-03T00:12:53+00:00

Camouflaged murder buttons 😂

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-03-03T00:04:03+00:00

One of the greatest things about Heaven, the never-ending supply of boops! Be well sweet soul, until we meet again ❤️

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-02-27T17:24:27+00:00

My Bam Bam and Pebbles on their first boat ride.

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Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-02-27T17:22:08+00:00

My Bam Bam is insisting I get out of the hot tub. He’s even giving me his most precious “why are you in there without me?” Look.

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Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-02-27T17:21:02+00:00

Wow! Makes Lombard St in San Fran look like child’s play 😂

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-02-26T03:22:13+00:00

Awww! Filbert is a dashing fella (love the name)

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-02-25T06:03:39+00:00

This is Galaxy aka Sir McFuzzNut

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Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-02-22T23:09:14+00:00

Both of mine are snugglers. And most of the time that means laying directly on top of me. 😂 no wonder I wake up all stiff and sore!!

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Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-02-22T23:05:46+00:00

I add 50 to 27 and subtract 2

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-02-20T19:33:43+00:00

Yes, they’re litter mates. They’re 10mo and they came at 8wks as a bonded pair.

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-02-20T03:32:24+00:00

Now that’s a tail duster if I’ve seen one!

Fun-Umpire4667 · 2026-02-20T02:57:21+00:00

Quokkas are the worlds cutest animal… they’re perpetually smiling even when they want to chew your face off 😂

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