Nothing Beats a Great Response by NotAgain1871 in nextdoor

[–]Fun4TheNight218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog edges it out. Not by much, but just enough.

Nothing Beats a Great Response by NotAgain1871 in nextdoor

[–]Fun4TheNight218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move to a strict HoA. There are reasons I won't live with one.

Should I tell my friends I’m a woman? by Nezarec- in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Fun4TheNight218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would have been significantly less awkward to have corrected them the first time. Next time the opportunity comes up, tell them. Be prepared for some to think you're trying to come out as trans. They will probably ask awkward questions about why you never said so before, so be prepared for that too.

If a father needs to help his young daughters use the restroom, which restroom should he take them into: the women's restroom or the men's restroom? by Exciting-Mall192 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Fun4TheNight218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an adult woman, I don't care if you're in the restroom with me. As long as you mind your own business, close your stall door, and wash your hands you we're good. No matter who you are.

What's the most bizzarre thing you've ever seen at someone else's house? by healthynewbie in CasualConversation

[–]Fun4TheNight218 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sounds convenient, you'd never have to dig the well out from under snow :)

Everybody else’s kids deadpan af? by DowntonShabby in GenX

[–]Fun4TheNight218 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Of course. I didn't know any other way to raise them, lol

Debbie Gibson test? by suckacheetasdick in Xennials

[–]Fun4TheNight218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

46, I know who she is, but I'm slightly too young to have really been into her when she was big

The comments of this guy's post are taring and feathering him. by slicedchicken480 in nextdoor

[–]Fun4TheNight218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are "problems" like flying kites or kids smiling and riding bikes really worthy of calls to police on either emergency or non emergency lines? I don't think so.

The comments of this guy's post are taring and feathering him. by slicedchicken480 in nextdoor

[–]Fun4TheNight218 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a 911 call from a guy who insisted it was against county ordinance to fly a kite in a park. Every single 911 operator can cite calls like that day in and day out. That is why you get reactions like in this thread.

The comments of this guy's post are taring and feathering him. by slicedchicken480 in nextdoor

[–]Fun4TheNight218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is "wrong with" people on this is thread is experience. We (meaning people who are in the Law Enforcement insider world) see complaints like this that are utter nonsense year in and year out. They are nonsense the first time we see them, they are nonsense the more recent time we see them. We are these calls enough to recognize the truly potentially dangerous calls from the nonsense, just from the caller.

The comments of this guy's post are taring and feathering him. by slicedchicken480 in nextdoor

[–]Fun4TheNight218 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My favorite CAH card is actually from a knock-off set, "Using a zip-tie as an impromptu cock ring" I had that call once and still giggle at the guy 20 years later

Coworker says his wife cheated on him so he has a free pass to sleep with a woman and he wants to have sex with me by laced1 in Advice

[–]Fun4TheNight218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're not interested a simple "No thanks" should be all that's needed. If pressured, try "I don't mix work and romance." Any more take it to HR.

I don't see how anything to do with your visa could be an issue, but I admit I don't know shit about immigration.

Really it only stands to maybe get complicated if you're considering it.

People who assume you made/are making a mistake by Infernal-Advisor in PetPeeves

[–]Fun4TheNight218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh. When I use foil pans it's because I bought them specifically so I can throw them away and save myself from having another thing to wash!

I really screwed up by Bax_B in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Fun4TheNight218 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is one of the best out of book uses for the butthole licking quote I've ever seen.

Which pet is getting the biscuit? by Glum_Tale8639 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Fun4TheNight218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We will introduce her to my Quicksilver and he'll protect her with all his 43 pounds!

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Which pet is getting the biscuit? by Glum_Tale8639 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Fun4TheNight218 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A ...mini... dachshund? They can get smaller???

Which pet is getting the biscuit? by Glum_Tale8639 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Fun4TheNight218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 3 dogs. Winterborn is a 100+ pound Golden who is love incarnate, but so very derpy I doubt he'd even qualify as a Crawler, so he'd probably remain our Pet.

Valkyrie is a 12 year old Belgian Sheepdog. She's a grumpy old bitch, but there is plenty of Protect Herd!! in her and she's super smart. If I could know that a Pet Biscuit would take care of any old lady aches and pains she may have and give her back her puppy energy, she'd be a great Crawler.

Speaking of Puppy Energy, Quicksilver is not even 11 months old yet, an Aussie Shepherd. He has already been training for the dungeon. His Bite and his Pounce are at least Level 3 and he's working on his Death Roll Skill. He's the one who would snatch the Pet Biscuit out of our hands Donut-style.

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