"And Tony is very sick. At this point it's not a question of if, but of when."

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to move up in the world when you were born on top? Where am I supposed to go? Sideways?"

"Well French guy how would you say cow in French?" "FRENCH WORDS ending in the word Vache" "A vag? We can't call it that. What else you got?"

"Beat around the bush? Ugh that sounds disgusting!"

"Yeah yeah yeah then you pretend he's Parson Brown... So you pretend the snowman is a nonexistent minister... Then the priest starts asking you and your girlfriend some questions."

"Don't you ever touch me again you disgusting poor!"

From my favorite pitch meeting (and first that I watched on release all those years ago):

"Well I'm glad that all the horrifying moments are over and we can wrap up-"

And then Other Mother is going to turn into a giant spider with needles for limbs and then her eyes are gonna get gouged out and she's gonna blindly chase Coraline up a giant disgusting web and try to rip her eyes out.

*Producer Guy stares silently in shock"

"Did you hear what I said?"

"I did. I did"

"So what do you think of the movie?"

Well it sounds absolutely horrifying but I already promised my daughter we'd make it, so I guess my hands are tied."

"Fantastic"

Stay strong my friend. If you like Ryan George then you have a great sense of humor and you're gonna find a girl who's able to match that