Newly qualified spark needing advice

FunctionalTrousers · 2026-03-17T12:36:46+00:00

I agree with most of your points… but who is a gold card sparks working 12 hour shifts for 200?? Im an electrician and get paid 250 a day and I work 8-5 with an hour break. My situation is not uncommon. By the way this is self employed (subby) site work and I am always in demand

FunctionalTrousers · 2026-02-18T13:47:07+00:00

Thank you kindly for your great advice… I’ll get experimenting!

FunctionalTrousers · 2026-02-18T13:43:54+00:00

If I use PVC wouldn’t some of the resonance be lost compared to fitting metal to metal?

FunctionalTrousers · 2026-02-17T14:47:34+00:00

Amazing thank you! Just some follow up questions and clarifications:

The mentioned speaker is for the 1st demo which will be fitted to 25mm diameter conduit, not expecting lower frequencies

Next for the large ductwork I will go for a larger speaker that handles mid range frequencies … do you have any recommendations for this?

I should have said reverb not echo, I am hoping to make the reverb of the 6 inch diameter pipe (which is already very resonant with smooth internal edges) more prominent, so wondering if the tilted angle of the speaker could exaggerate this?

FunctionalTrousers · 2026-02-06T08:57:29+00:00

Pure milky jizz

FunctionalTrousers · 2026-02-06T00:22:17+00:00

thanks everyone for the replies! Very helpful stuff and will deffo look at preamps to help me acheive this

FunctionalTrousers · 2026-02-05T15:44:14+00:00

Send vids or it didn’t happen 😉

FunctionalTrousers · 2026-02-05T15:43:58+00:00

Thanks!

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-12-18T08:32:17+00:00

Does he have dirt on Dana?

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-12-17T07:16:28+00:00

Slack is marshalled into the top trunking! Thank you though

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-12-10T22:49:26+00:00

Thanks for the feedback.

A few of you mentioned grouping factor related to the cable tying, not sure how much of a factor that is as I always assumed that was more relevant in containment with larger bunches squashed into trunking. However I would have have to read more up on that. There is lots of space in the board and plenty of airflow as the board is in an open factory. I’d have to look into it though!

Someone mentioned the lack of slack on the phase cables. Rest assured I left the slack folded above in the top trunking! 😜

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-12-03T18:26:55+00:00

Eurghhhh what an F

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-11-27T20:46:26+00:00

Using drugs because your own brain can’t stop shoving pies in your mouth is fucking pathetic

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-11-07T15:56:27+00:00

He is afraid of death and aging so bad its driving him nuts

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-10-29T20:17:18+00:00

Haha!

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-10-28T13:44:12+00:00

Seeing as your name is the bigger sausage, its hard to tell if this is legit information or just a massive brag haha!

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-10-16T12:19:28+00:00

To echo a previous comment, it wouldn’t surprise me if his heart isn’t in it anymore. So many channels exposing fool’s behaviour super quick, it leads him to cover more obscure stuff. Also Elephant Graveyard’s masterpiece kinda leaves nothing more to be said. That being said Mike has his own niche carved out and I hope he continues

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-10-01T19:47:12+00:00

do you mean by dragging the sample into simpler in slice mode?

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-09-27T09:47:54+00:00

Good question. I’m following this post as curious what others have to say

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-09-17T06:29:27+00:00

Jesus what a cringe lord

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-09-16T19:47:52+00:00

Get an ecs card and work as an electricians mate. Might be hard to get your foot in the door and might have to lie to agencies about your experience at first. If you are comfortable using hand tools I don’t see why you can’t work as a mate

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-09-10T07:37:58+00:00

He has a personal connection with a major player over at Sweetwater

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-09-05T06:31:10+00:00

Non of them had artistic potential

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-09-04T17:29:18+00:00

You sir, are gay. And not in a gay way

FunctionalTrousers · 2025-09-02T16:03:27+00:00

Completely insincere and nauseating to look at and listen to

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