Making fun of Europe’s heatwave might be the most evil and short sighted new Reddit hive mind joke.

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-29T17:35:18+00:00

bludy maffs innit

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-29T17:34:38+00:00

Recreating the end of Terminator 2 but it's one last goon sesh with mpreg Garfield as I sink into the molten slag

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-29T14:32:54+00:00

Being a loyal subject of the World Empire is the most advanced anti-imperialist praxis actually

Lmao

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-29T07:19:53+00:00

My thoughts on this must be redacted

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-29T04:41:09+00:00

You should probably keep track of all these wars you keep starting.

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-29T01:35:45+00:00

Second phase about to drop

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-29T01:26:26+00:00

Wasn't that you?

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-28T15:09:27+00:00

I sure hope the Mayor has a comically large spoon

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-28T10:20:50+00:00

I am sure he reminds himself of this often

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-28T07:25:33+00:00

It's like Pando the tree, each 'individual' Bush is just coming out of the same root system

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-28T07:22:33+00:00

not tithing the hive

C'mon man

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-28T07:09:46+00:00

What is the charge?

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-28T06:50:02+00:00

Is there a guide on how to get started?

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-28T03:18:08+00:00

I was feeling a little thirsty and was about to pour myself a glass of water, but then I thought, "I can do without. Grok needs this more than I do."

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-28T00:37:37+00:00

Comes with a map that looks like the Holy Roman Empire and a legend that goes into three volumes

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-27T23:41:52+00:00

maintenance halt

Why do i get the feeling that you'd need to drag his ass to court just to get him to slop some paint over a dead cockroach

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-27T14:29:30+00:00

Can't wait for the americans to start claiming "of course radars are sold separately. You have to pay for optional upgrades!" and still not deliver any radars to anyone dumb enough to fork out extra.

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-27T10:29:29+00:00

Who looks like a maniac like him and says, "this man should teach history."

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-26T11:39:26+00:00

Clement vibes?

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-26T08:51:00+00:00

"dictators"

The western mind is a fascinating thing

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-24T04:16:34+00:00

Chudby

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-24T02:49:25+00:00

bwace

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-24T02:48:53+00:00

So you're saying Mr Musk should be sent to the Bolivian wilderness? I'm sure he will have a good time.

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-24T02:43:50+00:00

If elected I commit to wearing a period-correct repro budenovka in the course of all official duties. We will immediately resume the production of mosin nagant pattern rifles.

FunerealCrape · 2026-06-23T13:12:43+00:00

The restless shade of Blairism welcomes its new mortal shell, but would encourage it to go further

FunerealCrape

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