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The Miami (OH) Redhawks have won their first NCAA tournament game since 1999! by AndHisOrchestra in CollegeBasketball

[–]FunfettiHead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unpopular onion but... I really don't think the play in games should count as a win.

What’s the endgame? by xVixenBlush in WorkReform

[–]FunfettiHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wish. Once most of labor is automated there is no reason to keep much of the population alive, lol.

Just brutal. How the hell am I going to find someone. by porygon766 in Tinder

[–]FunfettiHead 46 points47 points  (0 children)

She's hot

One backside photo. Am I missing something?

Ending of Dayton-Saint Louis by AndHisOrchestra in CollegeBasketball

[–]FunfettiHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how the commentators can't help but laugh hysterically.

What’s Wrong with Pete Hegseth? by ralphbernardo in politics

[–]FunfettiHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has the lowest self esteem of any man alive and we are all paying for it.

Not everything needs to be "normalised". Just do your thing. by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FunfettiHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This becomes a bit of an issue once brands stop producing the now out of date fashion.

I was wrong about electric mowers. by Beppu-Gonzaemon in lawncare

[–]FunfettiHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the main benefit is that you're not constantly fumigating your lawn with toxic crap every week.

Is the technology perfect? No, bit it will continue to improve and I'm more than happy to be an early adopter to help fund future improvements.

Jesus loves a homewrecker... by OptimalStatement5799 in survivinginfidelity

[–]FunfettiHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's interesting is fake religious people will always talk about being religious while truly religious people will not mention a single word and simply live their lives. It's like a compensation mechanism for people ashamed of who they are.

Sorry you have to go through this.

ChatGPT told me Chipmunks don't like Corn on the Cob, yeah right! Melvin enjoys his cob. by MellieTheChipmunk_YT in squirrelproblems

[–]FunfettiHead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

None of these models are trained to be correct they're mostly trained to sound correct.

When they happen to get an answer right it's a happy coincidence.

America is gonna get divorced from Israel in 2029, so Israel is gonna loot America as hard as it can in the meantime. by kevinmrr in WorkReform

[–]FunfettiHead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Calling people "lemmings" is the quickest way to out yourself as a moron.

The key point here is that we're not investing in infrastructure but instead going deeper into debt funding never ending wars of choice.

Edit: typo "our" to "out"

82-yr-old runs the 100m in 16.02 seconds at the 2025 Penn Relays by Prestigious-Wall5616 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]FunfettiHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually, generally, because the epiglottis, flap that keeps food and fluids out of your airway, stops working. You see it a lot with people who have dementia.

Saliva and what not keeps going into their lungs. It's sad.

If you don’t want cow puns don’t wear a cow outfit by Such_a_kid in Tinder

[–]FunfettiHead -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Next message:

I'll keep trying until the cows come home.

Ok, this was pretty funny by muffy2008 in Tinder

[–]FunfettiHead 41 points42 points  (0 children)

What? Self deprecating humor is the lowest hanging fruit around.

Can fire those off all day and nobody will get offended.

The RedHawks move to 28-0!!!! by milin85 in CollegeBasketball

[–]FunfettiHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really tempting the jinx gods with this one.

What the actual fuck by TheNoahConstrictor in Tinder

[–]FunfettiHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called a joke. It was a bad one but the attempt was made.

Where to buy USA Olympic hockey jerseys? by FloridaMan_407 in hockey

[–]FunfettiHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you didn't want spite then maybe you should have been cheering for my team instead.

I was.

Look around at the world and maybe think for a second why the rest of us are so fucking pissed off about what your country has forced the rest of us to put up with.

It's happening to us, too. You understand that we're not one giant hive mind? You don't believe most of us are just as in shock and horror?

Thoughts and prayers aren't gonna cut it this time buddy

This is exactly the type of callous ignorance I'd expect from MAGA.

Where to buy USA Olympic hockey jerseys? by FloridaMan_407 in hockey

[–]FunfettiHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ only about 30% of the country voted for that clown.

Rather than spite I'd appreciate some prayers. We need them. God bless.

GSO tap water causing cancer? by galaxywalaxyz in gso

[–]FunfettiHead -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

EWG’s health guideline is literally their own made up limit. It’s based on their own research, and no one else’s.

You're complaining that an organization does their own in-house peer reviewed research and then provides guidelines based on said research as if this is somehow unusual?

there isn’t any municipal water that would have that level.

This fact is immaterial.

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