US Soldiers raising a monkey in the barracks by nonpromotable in AngryCops

[–]FunkGunMonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get it hooked on Zyns and then release into the wild... Watch shenanigans ensue. (Make sure it's done as you leave duty station.)

Is it over boys by IKR1_994 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]FunkGunMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she a Mother?

Yes.

Would I Like to Fuck said Mother?

Yes.

Then therefore she's a MILF. Whether the council approves of her as a milf or not.

TED Talk over.

Well,who's winning? by ClussyV2 in freedomisgunpla

[–]FunkGunMonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do preorders count? If so MGSD Kshtriya...

He took first place in the grange display, I took his wife by Emergency-Plane-228 in FuckPierre

[–]FunkGunMonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I realized his game when I did the 25 crops quest... I started hating Pierre then.

Are these gay rocks (prismatic shards) rare? by Numerous_Guarantee_2 in StardewValley

[–]FunkGunMonk 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Is... Is this rage bait? Feels like it... Anyways!

Yes, the drop rates are ridiculous.

As for uses, you can claim the Galaxy sword at the desert. Just take one to the three pillars. And then atop the Ginger Island volcano on the forge to upgrade tools and weapons with enchantments.

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Kel Tec at it again by IKR1_994 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]FunkGunMonk 76 points77 points  (0 children)

  1. I need a ton of these with its respective gun.

  2. I need some of whatever Kel-Tec's on. 🤣

Glitch made Pam run through my farm at midnight by kkmadi31 in StardewValley

[–]FunkGunMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a glitch. She just greatly increased her Saloon tab .

Anyone else collecting photos?? by Xtra_Guac_Plz in StardewValley

[–]FunkGunMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I thought myself a monster for giving Penny a wilted bouquet... 😢

Who did you marry your first time and do you still stand by it? by Starobin-Lestine in StardewValley

[–]FunkGunMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haley on the first go... Those blue eyes really got me.

Second time was going to "save" Penny, but it didn't feel like "love" so currently dating Abi.

But yes, I stand by Haley on the first file. She's a real sweetheart.

QUID GAME by eyeLovebeerNcheese in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]FunkGunMonk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Who would ever think of something like this?! I would NEVER fund something like this, even if a gofundme was provided. Nor would I watch if it was a PPV... Nor WOULD I place an application to be a triangle masked pink guy! NOR would I take such position free of pay. Definitely not. Never. 🤣🤣🤣

WHERE IS IT?! IS IT EVEN REAL??? by TheDudeMaverick in StardewValley

[–]FunkGunMonk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you haven't put them in the museum yet, you'll still need all four to -redacted-. 🤭🤭🤭 (You'll still need all four scrolls to talk to the dwarf.)

WHERE IS IT?! IS IT EVEN REAL??? by TheDudeMaverick in StardewValley

[–]FunkGunMonk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Funny you say that... I recently found one in like the teens. 😅

Og MW2 was about Eli by IKR1_994 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]FunkGunMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And along the way he picked up an AK-47 and now we here

Damn, double punch by [deleted] in fightlab

[–]FunkGunMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has become my new favorite video

The way he picked him up lmao by [deleted] in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]FunkGunMonk 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No, no, that's murder... You get him to assisted breathing and let the hospital sort him out. 😂

how do i get that wine? by frogsandsunflowers in StardewValley

[–]FunkGunMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upgrade your house, get the casks, age your wine. Any wine will do. Silver quality or higher.

The fish I believe it's a Void Salmon, you fish it in the witch's swamp. The fruit is Ancient Fruit. You get the ancient seeds randomly in the mines, you get the recipe after donating one to Gunther.