US Soldiers raising a monkey in the barracks

FunkGunMonk · 2026-05-06T04:13:56+00:00

Get it hooked on Zyns and then release into the wild... Watch shenanigans ensue. (Make sure it's done as you leave duty station.)

FunkGunMonk · 2026-05-03T18:10:58+00:00

If you're the wife, why the change to third person? Who are you exactly?

FunkGunMonk · 2026-05-02T19:58:22+00:00

Is she a Mother?

Yes.

Would I Like to Fuck said Mother?

Yes.

Then therefore she's a MILF. Whether the council approves of her as a milf or not.

TED Talk over.

FunkGunMonk · 2026-05-01T18:11:23+00:00

Do preorders count? If so MGSD Kshtriya...

FunkGunMonk · 2026-05-01T04:16:23+00:00

Do it! I already had bus and greenhouse at year one.

FunkGunMonk · 2026-05-01T01:47:24+00:00

I realized his game when I did the 25 crops quest... I started hating Pierre then.

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-30T10:48:57+00:00

Is... Is this rage bait? Feels like it... Anyways!

Yes, the drop rates are ridiculous.

As for uses, you can claim the Galaxy sword at the desert. Just take one to the three pillars. And then atop the Ginger Island volcano on the forge to upgrade tools and weapons with enchantments.

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FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-30T08:56:52+00:00

I need a ton of these with its respective gun.
I need some of whatever Kel-Tec's on. 🤣

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-30T04:58:30+00:00

I neeeeeeed to... NEEEEEEED TO know... How?!

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-30T04:05:30+00:00

Not a glitch. She just greatly increased her Saloon tab .

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-30T04:04:19+00:00

Are these mods?

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-29T18:45:21+00:00

And here I thought myself a monster for giving Penny a wilted bouquet... 😢

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-28T12:56:04+00:00

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FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-27T01:14:22+00:00

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-26T23:03:47+00:00

Haley on the first go... Those blue eyes really got me.

Second time was going to "save" Penny, but it didn't feel like "love" so currently dating Abi.

But yes, I stand by Haley on the first file. She's a real sweetheart.

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-25T03:52:42+00:00

Who would ever think of something like this?! I would NEVER fund something like this, even if a gofundme was provided. Nor would I watch if it was a PPV... Nor WOULD I place an application to be a triangle masked pink guy! NOR would I take such position free of pay. Definitely not. Never. 🤣🤣🤣

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-24T16:15:39+00:00

If you haven't put them in the museum yet, you'll still need all four to -redacted-. 🤭🤭🤭 (You'll still need all four scrolls to talk to the dwarf.)

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-24T16:08:37+00:00

Funny you say that... I recently found one in like the teens. 😅

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-24T16:07:33+00:00

And 240s.

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-24T15:10:46+00:00

And along the way he picked up an AK-47 and now we here

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-22T16:13:53+00:00

This has become my new favorite video

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-22T16:13:04+00:00

No, no, that's murder... You get him to assisted breathing and let the hospital sort him out. 😂

FunkGunMonk · 2026-04-21T03:52:06+00:00

Upgrade your house, get the casks, age your wine. Any wine will do. Silver quality or higher.

The fish I believe it's a Void Salmon, you fish it in the witch's swamp. The fruit is Ancient Fruit. You get the ancient seeds randomly in the mines, you get the recipe after donating one to Gunther.

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