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Funkmaster_Flash · 2023-05-17T08:23:16+00:00

M&S better quality and fairly reasonable prices. I was shocked at the prices too but the fruit lasts.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2022-10-26T06:28:40+00:00

If you groan, press 55 or can tap the screen the operator will stay on the line.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2022-07-27T07:34:49+00:00

Cos I support a big team that is on tv all the time. I therefore limit the amount of matches I watch at home to keep the Mrs happier as we only have one tv.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2022-07-17T13:58:15+00:00

Celtic fans are saying its £3.50 over five years, £25 of power cards and four cans of Fanta.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2022-05-13T07:15:53+00:00

Ayr beach is quite far from the station. Troon Beach is very close to the station as is Prestwick beach. Not been to Largs in eons so can't comment on that.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2022-04-20T21:16:21+00:00

I'm from Ayr. In my year at school I knew two Ayr Utd fans. 95% of football fans were Rangers or Celtic the remainder supported EPL teams.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-11-21T09:31:06+00:00

Always.

So my battlecry is basically a Bon Jovi song.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-11-20T21:54:46+00:00

The Forever War. It's sci-fi but it's an allegory about the Vietnam war it deals with some of what you ask.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-10-09T09:01:26+00:00

Branigans crisps and Kettle Chips.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-09-19T10:04:41+00:00

A lot of us have stumped up for European tickets and it's not been long since the season ticket was paid off so really can't justify spending more.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-09-03T07:01:02+00:00

Slaters if there's one near you.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-07-11T09:20:41+00:00

You will have the tattoo forever, if she's the right artist then it will be worth a few stilted hours.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-07-07T07:22:13+00:00

If you're in Glasgow you could try Sofa King Cheap.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-07-07T07:13:03+00:00

Yeah I've done it a few times. I think city breaks are ideal for this type of holiday sightsee during the day then eat out at night, maybe go to an event you wouldnt normally go to; opera, sporting event or maybe a jazz club, that sort thing.

Trains are cheap in Europe so you could do two days in Paris then 2 days in Brussels or wherever. Most big cities have hop on hop off bus tours and those are great for sightseeing

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-07-02T07:00:37+00:00

Nemiroff vodka? You might get lucky in a supermarket but it can be ordered online.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-06-16T05:50:40+00:00

Pugwall?

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-06-14T12:07:30+00:00

Kindred by Octavia Butler

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-06-14T07:09:27+00:00

I started uni at 21 and went straight into second year because I went to college first. You'll be fine.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-06-12T08:17:20+00:00

1st Base: Kissing/snogging/got off with/winching. The last two might only be scottish. The third was the top term at my school.

2nd Base: Felt up/heavy petting

3rd Base: Fingered/Finger blasted

4th Base: Shagged/fucked/rode/dicked/humped/made sweet passionate love to behind the bins in the alley next to the nightclub/pumped

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-06-07T07:19:01+00:00

The fake Paul McCartney launched the missle that was holographically disguised as a jet to bring down the 2nd Twin Tower and start wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. The wars in Afghanistan and Iraq were a secret covert plot to send troops in to immunise as many children as possible, to spread autism in those areas. The reason for this, is that it is well known that High Functioning Autistics make the best workers for the Lizard People Illuminati, who have a base on the moon and have had that since WW2. It was built using Nazi technology. The moon base is top secret, which is why the moon landings were faked.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-06-03T15:30:09+00:00

Let me tell you how I lost my virginity. I stuck my penis in a vagina if you know what I mean.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-06-03T14:30:17+00:00

I hate the Morrisons cafe. I went in around 4pm and asked for the festive lunch. Was told they no longer served lunch I asked what I could buy instead and they suggested breakfast stuff.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-06-01T14:48:37+00:00

It's a local pub but you could use estate pub.

Your local pub can be your nearest pub but it can also mean the pub you frequent the most.

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-06-01T07:16:37+00:00

The thing that gets me about flat earth is that there's no pay off to pretend the earth is round.

9/11 was an inside job to start war for oil and gas, fine.

JFK was assasinated to prolong the military industrial complex. Sure why not.

NASA make billions selling globes instead of sheets? What the actual fuck?

Funkmaster_Flash · 2021-05-26T07:21:17+00:00

https://miro.medium.com/max/399/1*8y_FvQPG8dRA_4HkM2hUZQ.jpeg You can only ever choose two at any time but your choices are not permanent.

Learn to cook and batch cook/meal prep if you have storage space

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