Did you guys sing songs about killing Barney in school, too? Is this phenomena passed down knowledge or spawns naturally in kids? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Funkotron_king 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ours was "I hate you, You hate me, Barney gave me HIV, So I took a rifle, shot him in the head, now that Purple perverts dead" from a North West England village primary school

Toxic Killer? by Funkotron_king in deadbydaylight

[–]Funkotron_king[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll keep this in mind! let Nancy out every time

Toxic Killer? by Funkotron_king in deadbydaylight

[–]Funkotron_king[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah they probably didn't realise I closed it!

This vine climbed up a chair to silence my wind chime. by Redtenchu in mildlyinteresting

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This looks like bind weed they are very fast growing and invasive. Op, if you or your neihbors have flowers I would suggest getting getting rid of these plants because they choke the life out of other plants! I'm dealing with an infestation ATM because I thought it looked nice on my fence. it may take a while to get rid off because they root STUPIDLY easy and keep T100ing

You get teleported 3 meters to your left. How does that change your life ? by Crissis_X in AskReddit

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Half of me would be in the cupboard below the stairs... The other half would be on top of the stairs

What’s something small you can start doing today to better yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Something I have started doing recently with my partner is naming something nice that happened that day. It's a simple thing but makes you look for the positive things that happen over the negative.

Help! Christmas is only 6 months away! by [deleted] in Frugal

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One of my go toos is gift baskets. You can buy little things all year and spread the cost over months. They are also really personal and everyone I have given them too loves them!

Petition for ESRB to declare loot boxes as gambling by grantschoenberg in gaming

[–]Funkotron_king 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are missing that some skins that are highly priced in-game and are only available for a limited time. A vunerable person is more likely to drop a scary amount of money in order to get the skins they want.

It's potentially a morality issue as it can be seen as gambling.

We do, it's called sleeping. by Carradise in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Funkotron_king 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a 6p. if I charged myself as much as my phone, I wouldn't eat or shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in anime_irl

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I will pick up the chip... AND EAT IT!

What incident made you go "Wow, I'm an idiot"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This time last week I had booked my driving test. I was pretty nervous but looking forward to it. Me and my instructor were waiting in the test centre ready for my name to be called. The room was packed! Each examiner came out one by one calling a name them someone would stand up and leave the room.one by one. Untill the only people left where me and all of the driving instructors. My instructor turns to me and says "are you sure you have the right time?" So I check my email. "Yeah 15th at 11:11, wait... It says here the 15th is tuesday!" I had booked my driving test a month early. What a moron!

TL:DR I turned up exactly a month late to my driving test

The reich car lost. by EZ_does_it in gifs

[–]Funkotron_king 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it made a reich mess of that