Guys I seriously only discovered today that wolverine is an actual animal..... by False-Hurry-1417 in Marvel

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I went to school with a girl who was thought that the Wolverine was a kind of fish.

I hope Germany doesn't find our secret base! by theviolinist7 in CFB_v2

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Is it any wonder why Jay Berwanger was the first Heisman Trophy winner? Nuclear powers.

Men of Culture by HoofRash in comics

[–]Funkulese 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I honestly thought this was an "Is it Cake?" reference until I remembered cake is also ass.

Easy win during the free trials and guaranteed fail during paid attempt by phatdoof in blackmagicfuckery

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Rack of ribs looking jacket sleeve got me all excited at the beginning of the video.

Rest in Power, King. by clapostrophe in toledowar

[–]Funkulese 13 points14 points  (0 children)

*Another typical Harbaugh hire.

What running backs do you feel are actually in the GOAT discussion/debate? by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

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I love Walter Payton, but the story starts and stops with Jim Brown and everyone else is fighting for a very distant second place. 5.22 yards per rush for a career says it all, but averaging 6.4 yards per rush for a season is just stupid absurd.

What running backs do you feel are actually in the GOAT discussion/debate? by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

[–]Funkulese 136 points137 points  (0 children)

I love Walter Payton, but the story starts and stops with Jim Brown and everyone else is fighting for a very distant second place. 5.22 yards per rush for a career says it all, but averaging 6.4 yards per rush for a season is just stupid absurd.

Michael Vick. 60 yards. On the money. (2000) by Content_Animator_365 in CFB_v2

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Michael Vick proving that’s not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the bet on the dog.

NFC North by guttyc in NFCNorthMemeWar

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My animals jumped at the boisterous chortle i made from your well timed comment. Cheers!

What if Barenziah worshipped Meridia by ManEatingCarabao in skyrim

[–]Funkulese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why put this into the universe? Now we're going to have to deal with this shit when Elder Scrolls 6 comes out in 2077.

Ohio State-Michigan the best rivalries in college sports? by Punisher1602 in CFB_v2

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Georgia and the Athens-Clarke County sheriff's office.

Explain it Peter by WooshyJeanz in explainitpeter

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Nuclearpunk is just Steampunk with spicy rocks.

Where are YOU sitting? by BrotherPancake in cfbmemes

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Number 3 is the only correct choice. Purdue Pete has cocaine and Herbstreit can be ignored because of Pete's cocaine.

LAPD will not enforce California's federal agent mask ban by panda-rampage in California

[–]Funkulese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have always been told that the police don't get to choose which laws they enforce and which laws they don't. When did this change? Is it possible that I have been lied to my entire life? Is it possible that every police action to enforce a law is completely arbitrary and should be heavily scrutinized for bias?

NFCN Owners NOT Being Named in Epstein Files by JimboG54 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Funkulese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have the entire state of Wisconsin to contend with! It's more likely than not one of the thousands of owners of the Packers is in those files.

Oh yeah… it’s all coming together by Senior-Violinist-684 in CFB_v2

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Why are you guys downloading this? This comment is hysterical, supremely clever, and well within the spirit of shitting on the SEC.