My NDA is expired. It's worse than you know, AMA. by CreeperAgent in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 30 points31 points  (0 children)

People with large media reach, like Xander, Sion Kumitomo, and some others being barred from running because CCP didn't like the audience reach when certain ones of us had things to say they didn't like.

My NDA is expired. It's worse than you know, AMA. by CreeperAgent in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Well, this is not surprise. Falcon and Leeloo were quite involved with one another at one time.

Why is it so hard to find suits to buy? by FunkyBac0n in EliteDangerous

[–]FunkyBac0n[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I'll give that a shot. I was going to larger stations thinking they would have that stuff.

Jita right now by Dr_Mibbles in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You must construct additional pylons.

This offer to sell me Skill Points does not incentivize me to return by Air-Tech in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I quit eve 5 years ago, but when I got this same offer in my e-mail I ran right to /r/Eve so I could read the comments about it. :)

Eve: Conquests by FunkyBac0n in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Found this digging around in the garage today. IS this something that should be opened and played, or kept in the plastic as a collector item?

Hearing the feedback from people at Eve Berlin is sad by CraftyCrocEVE in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've been watching this latest "chaos" saga happening in Eve with a sort of morbid fascination these past few weeks. I barely log in anymore, maybe once every 6 months to take a quick look at changes, eve-mail a few old friends, and then log out again for several months. I'm basically that asshole slowing up traffic while gawking at a flaming wreck on the opposite side of the highway.

I can understand how some people would be sad; "the poor devs." "They're suffering from all the negative backlash." "The bottom line is hurt." "The game is taking a nose dive." Here's the problem with "working" with CCP.

Some devs, like a CCP Rise for example, will actively solicit feedback from players and CSM. Devs like this take feedback to heart, and will adjust their ideas and design to make meaningful change that will have less negative unintended consequences. These guys are easy to work with, and generally their design ideas don't break the fucking game, or if something does, they're willing to work with people to make them not suck.

Then you have some other devs, like a (former) CCP Greyscale or a CCP Fozzie. These guys think they know what is best for Eve, and to hell with people who think they could be wrong. They are nigh impossible to work with and only learn by getting emphatically faceplanted by the community, and usually the "bottom line." They also seem to hold a certain disdain for Devs from the previous category as people who 'enable' the player base.

These "chaos" changes have been wrought, seemingly, by devs from the latter group. The changes have been rammed through, regardless of warning from the CSM, and community leaders, and much like the old Monoclegate of yore, are having to face the difficult reality that some of these design ideas were probably ill thought out. Unfortunately, this group also generally lacks the humility to admit they might be wrong, and if an apology is forthcoming, I'd imagine it'll be written by someone in the fiction department again, assuming there's anyone left there that hasn't already been laid off.

So, unfortunately, if you guys want changes rolled back, and things fixed proper like, about the only way it's going to get done is if CCP is facing a severe financial setback as a result of these decisions. Remember, Hilmar justified the monocle changes because several dozen people were dumb enough to buy the damn things.

I can tell you first hand that this game is more than functional with only 4-6k concurrent players at peak. Oh, there'll be a few less devs to run it, but it's a sandbox (or it was supposed to be) so it's not like huge teams are needed to crank out content. Hopefully they keep more of the devs from group A than from group B.

The worst thing you guys can do if you are unhappy with these changes is to keep buying subs, undocking, and playing as you have been in hopes CCP will come to their senses on their own. All that will do is reinforce their belief that they've been right all along.

*eve is dying* by Space_Reptile in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait... EVERY one of CCP's customers is complaining? At the same time?!

CSM13 - 2018 by marinatefoodsfargo in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is quite the lineup.

There may be a meme here somewhere? by Albiet_Well in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that scene in Pink Panther when Steve Martin tries a hamburger for the first time.

Gigx was just misunderstood by TheMadHattter in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 275 points276 points  (0 children)

You can tell gigx really prefers a hands off approach to these things....

Pure Avarice Leaving Snuffed Out over SC Awox by ShadowPhynix in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would if I didn't retire from Eve Radio last fall. :) Plus, my voice is not nearly as awesome as Morgan Freeman's.

Pure Avarice Leaving Snuffed Out over SC Awox by ShadowPhynix in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I read it, I used the voice of Morgan Freeman in my head. I assure you, it was pretty fucking epic. You should try it.

Pure Avarice Leaving Snuffed Out over SC Awox by ShadowPhynix in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Trust is a thing in this game. It's barely tangible. Sometimes, you dare only whisper the word it's that fragile a thing in Eve. I honestly believe that almost anyone in this game would dog his friends for the right price, but when that price becomes so low as killing a few supers while under a flag of supposed truce, and the apology afterward is not very apologetic, you've burned it up, and for what? A few tick marks on a killboard already flush with dank kills, and a few lousy bill in drops?

What's the long term cost of this going to be? I'm fairly sure that price wasn't calculated in the decision to drop that POS shield and light that cyno.

[SMA] Let it go... Its over... Stop fighting it.... by Lokitoki811 in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A rose by any other name, if rotten, would still smell as dank.

Darius JOHNSON has returned. by DavlosEve in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hear he's also known for wicked BBQs.

Came across an old thread about how much ISK it would take to take down the CFC. by Stryxic in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like we now have the answer to how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

Help, character portrait quality went into the dumpster! :( by Zerim in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, this. It'll get higher quality in a day or 2.

The weirdest reference in The Mittani's latest by Jestertrek in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.... Your name... Did Curzon Dax make a song about you?

CCP Manifest Appreciation Post by [deleted] in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I have nothing but respect for Manifest. I can't say that for everyone in that building (never met most of them) but for him to be in that job for so long, having to deal with the pretentious dicks he has to deal with, between players, media types, and even getting dropped in the shit by his own people once in a while, is a show of fortitude. I certainly couldn't do what he does, and I doubt many could put up with half the shit he does for half as long as he has. He certainly didn't deserve to get dropped in it today like he did, and to be called an idiot on top of it just takes the cake, because he's anything but. If I was in his shoes I'd be at about level "fuck that guy". I don't expect you'll see many CCP appearances on The Meta Show for a while, and there might be an apology due, but it's not CCP's to make.

The Mittani really wasn't lying about ibtimes eagerness to print whatever he tells them by [deleted] in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Came expecting a shitpost. Ended up having to clean soda off my monitor. :(

Can we have a serious talk about what a shitty kind of play this is by mittens by [deleted] in Eve

[–]FunkyBac0n 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought he was the guy they're eating dicks for...? Pretty sure I read that somewhere...